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Louis Farrakhan Claims His UFO Abductors Were Jewish
The Daily Rash ^
| unknown
| Mark Donahue
Posted on 10/15/2012 8:00:16 PM PDT by HollyW
CHICAGO - During a week of reprimanding “white Christians that pray for President Barack Obama to die,” Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan also said he’d been abducted by a spaceship.
On Wednesday, after admonishing “white people that want to assassinate President Barack Obama,” Minister Farrakhan, accompanied by several intimidating black men in suits and sunglasses, traveled in a limousine to Walmart where the group dined on Subway sandwiches and discussed Minister Farrakhan’s Fez hat. After dinner Minister Farrakhan spoke to black Walmart employees about their eventual demise at the hands of white Christians. He let several people touch his Fez hat before he and the intimidating men walked across the street to a 7-Eleven where Minister Farrakhan purchased a Slurpee.
A woman who says she was once a close confidante of Farrakhan’s spoke to the Daily Rash on condition of anonymity.
“I know some folks who saw him get abducted that first time. They said it was a big UFO and it had a lot of lights. Some say it made a loud noise that sounded like a foghorn.”
“But what I’ve heard is… this last time he was abducted the UFO was shaped like a matzo ball.”
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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; UFO's
KEYWORDS: calypsolouie; farrakhan; israel; louisfarrakhan; moosecheesesister; nationofislam; ufos
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posted on
10/15/2012 8:00:23 PM PDT
by
HollyW
To: HollyW
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posted on
10/15/2012 8:06:05 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: HollyW
The “probe” was circumcised?
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posted on
10/15/2012 8:06:39 PM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: HollyW
Farrakhan phone home!
Farrakhan phone home!
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posted on
10/15/2012 8:10:06 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: HollyW
doesn't look like a matzo ball to me...
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posted on
10/15/2012 8:10:06 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: HollyW
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posted on
10/15/2012 8:10:34 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: HollyW
I have been waiting for this sequel from Mel Brooks, he did mention “Jews in Space” in History of the World part I.
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posted on
10/15/2012 8:12:13 PM PDT
by
SledgeCS
(I will vote for Obama when he admits that his idea of a transparency means "You cannot see it")
To: HollyW
How many times does this monkey have to spout this crap before he is charged with inciting to riot?
Or does he have one or more of “Holder’s People” free pass cards.
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posted on
10/15/2012 8:12:29 PM PDT
by
Wurlitzer
(Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam!)
To: HollyW
To: HollyW
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posted on
10/15/2012 8:18:38 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: HollyW
“Minister Farrakhan was probed by a man who resembled Don Rickles”
ROTFL!!
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posted on
10/15/2012 8:32:42 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Worst. President. Ever.)
To: HollyW
Belafonte and Calypso Louie. I wonder what it is about bananas that makes those morons crazy.
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posted on
10/15/2012 8:33:39 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(This is America! Being dead is no excuse not to vote!!!)
To: HollyW
This raving lunatic makes Jim Jones look normal.
To: HollyW
To: uglybiker
What is the source of that image?
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posted on
10/15/2012 8:53:45 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Army Air Corps
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posted on
10/15/2012 9:04:35 PM PDT
by
BlueDragon
(going to change my name to "Nobody" then run for elective office)
To: BlueDragon
Oh, I figured that out. I meant, was it from a cartoon, a TV show, or something else.
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posted on
10/15/2012 9:08:08 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: HollyW
So is he trying to claim that the Pope abducted him?
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posted on
10/15/2012 9:12:05 PM PDT
by
rbbeachkid
(Get out of its way and small business can fix the economy.)
To: Army Air Corps
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posted on
10/15/2012 9:21:03 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: Army Air Corps
ok. Sorry. Maybe google or something could turn up some clues...
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posted on
10/15/2012 9:21:31 PM PDT
by
BlueDragon
(going to change my name to "Nobody" then run for elective office)
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