Posted on 10/12/2012 12:08:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Arrogant, condescending, rude, obnoxious, smug, smirking, snarky, disrespectful: No wonder the DUmmies loved him! Who am I talking about? Smirkin' Joe Crazier, of course. Joe the Jackass. Joker Joe. Smirky the Jerk. In other words, Joe Biden, the Vice President of United States, who made a complete ass of himself last night. It wasn't the gaffes this time, it was the laughs--and the grins, and the eye-rolls, and the interruptions, and the dismissive, derisive comments. . . . In short, everything you're taught NOT to do in junior-high debate club, the nearly 70-year-old Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., in political office for 40 years, did last night.
Who came off as the mature one last night? 42-year-old Paul Ryan, who kept his cool and tried to make serious points about serious subjects. By contrast, Biden the boorish buffoon came off as an immature punk.
But the DUmmies lapped it up. They thought Joe PWNED Ryan! They loved it! Little do they realize, though, that such boorish behavior TURNS OFF most decent Americans, especially the voters the Democrats need the most: independents, undecideds, and (gasp) women. Joe's act may play well with the MSNBC crowd, but if the DUmmies think there's going to be a Biden Bounce, they're sadly mistaken. Besides, VP debates rarely move the needle.
We will get the DUmmie reaction from their five official debate threads, beginning with this THREAD, "******OFFICIAL BIDEN/RYAN DEBATE THREAD #1******"
So let us now go to one of the few places that was NOT disgusted with Biden's boorishness, i.e., DUmmieland, in Boorshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who literally does sponsor a debate club at his daughter's school, is in the [brackets]:
******OFFICIAL BIDEN/RYAN DEBATE THREAD #1******
[No, the asterisks are not hiding DUmmie "F"-words this time. They're actual asterisks.]
I see the look in Biden's eye. He's ready to pounce. . . .
[First the pounce, then the bounce! The Biden Bounce!]
He's loaded for bear. . . .
[I think they loaded Joe up on Red Bull before the debate.]
He looks like a shark.
[He looks like a snark.]
"Malarkey!" Go, Joe!
[Snarky! Go, Joe! Keep doing that!]
JOE STOMPS ON RYAN'S FACE!!!!
[The DUmmies think they're watching a wrestling match, and they're cheering for the villainous "heel" against the virtuous "face."]
He is kicking ass. Love the expressions on his face while Ryan is blathering.
[How to Win Friends and Influence People--NOT!]
Don't smile so hard, Joe. . . . Joe is laughing a bit too hard. It does not look good to me.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
I worry he's laughing too much. He laughs when he is ready to pounce. But how will indies view it?
[Nonsense! Who needs 'em anyway?]
"This is a bunch of stuff" LMAO! GO JOE
[Stay classy, Joe!]
Joe's WTF looks are absolutely priceless.
[Turning off independents, undecideds, and women by the boatloads--and it's absolutely FREE! Thanx, Joe!]
HOLY SH*T . . . UNLEASH THE BIDEN
[JERKULES UNCHAINED!]
i think he's laughing too much. people out there may think it's disrespectful. . . .
[Naah! Not a chance!]
Bidengasm!
[Joe closes the Arousal Gap.]
Joe needs to cut down on the open laughing a little bit makes a point, too much is over the top.
[NO! There can never be enough!]
Joe needs to quit smirking - it's not professional. . . .
[SHHH!!! STOP! QUIET! KEEP IT UP, JOE!]
Mr president, THIS IS HOW YOU RAPID RESPOND TO BS!
[Joe heads up the Democrats' Rabid Response Team.]
I love his straight forward demeanor.
[Da meaner demeanor.]
I can hear the RW critics now; "Joe was RUUUUUUDE!"
[Actually, that's what just about every analyst and focus group in America said after the debate.]
This is a master class in debating. . . .
[Joe is master-debating right there on national TV.]
Joe Biden is qualified to be president . . .
[. . . of the Obnoxious Jerks of America Society.]
I hope that is the take away from this for the average viewer.
[No, I think the "take away" from this will be that . . . they're coming to take Joe away, ha ha . . . to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time. . . .]
I'm not a guy but I have a boner right now. . . .
[Is that you, Rachel Madcow?]
SOMEONE needs to "blow their top" show some passion or SOMETHING!!!
[Watch out! Joe is blowing his top! The plugs are becoming unplugged! Duck!]
Joe does seem to get so angry all he can do is smile and laugh at him- which is unprofessional and rude but at least it is emotion.
[Unprofessional and rude--a SURE way to win over those undecideds! Let the Biden Bounce begin!]
There must have been a DUmmie at the Au Bon Pain this morning. I overheard her asking people for comments on last night’s debate. The caffeine-deprived clientele insufficiently engaged, she put out her own obeservation: “Did you see our Vice President put that little boy in his place last night?”
Not interested in debate or confrontation at 5:00am, I grabbed my coffee and bagel and headed for the commuter train.
eheheheh!
LOL!!!
That is exactly how I felt.
(Moments later:)
"Down goes Crazier! .... DOWN GOES CRAZIER!"
hey Joe, you know what would be funny? Ha ha ha ha Colon Cancer pfffft.
If you consider that Biden is a moron representing a party of morons, it begins to fit together.
DU poster, you are wrong. Biden looks as if he was constipated on TV.
i think he's laughing too much. people out there may think it's disrespectful. . .
you think, DU poster?? It must be rare there!!
Joe Biden is qualified to be president . . .
[. . . of the Obnoxious Jerks of America Society.]
LOL...funny!!
I'm not a guy but I have a boner right now. . .
You must be a FTM...(but really DU poster, it was TMI!!)
Joe does seem to get so angry all he can do is smile and laugh at him- which is unprofessional and rude
Joe Rude?? nah..I see better debates with a 5 year old!! Ryan won...
Sorry DUmmie, but most viewers thought he was a big jerk. I heard several callers to the local talk show in Austin say Joe made up their mind to vote for R/R.
Into the top 40 like Kasey Kasem in his walker!
(With a hat-tip to tricky_k_1972, who was looking for a parody to a song I had never heard before.)
JOEY, SMIRKY
Tune: "Joey"
Joey, Smirky,
Don't be so jerky;
Eye-rolls, faces,
You are abrasive.
I know you think you can debate,
And though you think you're really great,
I just sit by and let you
Search for nerves to grate.
And though I used to wonder why--
I thought that maybe you were high--
Now sometimes I think it's
That your brain is fried.
Oh, Joey, if you're smirkin', that is why.
Joey, dummy,
What is so funny?
Does unemployment
Give you enjoyment?
And if you mean to be so rude--
I guess you think you're being shrewd--
But if you think of who viewed,
Well, I guess you may be screwed.
Because it really doesn't work,
The folks are turned off by your smirk;
The people out there don't care
For a stupid jerk.
Oh, Joey, please be smirky all the more!
(Shiny dental break)
And if you mean to be so rude--
I guess you think you're being shrewd--
But if you think of who viewed,
Well, I guess you may be screwed.
Because the people that you irk,
Well, those are votes you shouldn't shirk;
The people out there don't care
For a stupid jerk.
Oh, Joey, please be smirky all the more!
Smirky all the more . . .
Smirky all the more . . .
I still say he looks like “The Grinch.”
It doesn’t really rhyme.. But, it has a ring or truth.. OMG, I don’t want this song rolling around in my head all day.. Oh my.. hehehehe o<}8-)
You're a monster, Crazy Joe.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Crazy Joe.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Crazy Joe.
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Crazy Joe.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.
You're a foul one, Crazy Joe.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Crazy Joe.
The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote”
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!
You're a rotter Crazy Joe
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Crazy Joe
Your soul is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Crazy Joe
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
Crazy Joe!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!
Very cool! LOL!
Biden was overcoached and underinformed, rude and snippy; and Ryan scored the win by being respectful, knowledgeable and rock-solid! So there is MY analysis. :)
For what it’s worth......
Joe Biden IS Trollface.
The issues those dope crazed misfits care most about are first of all removing God, His divinely inspired Word, and His moral laws from their traditional place of honor and respect by the American people, the nonexistent "right" of mothers to murder their unborn babies, the destruction of the divinely established institution of marriage and family by extending it to include so-called "marriage" of perverted Sodomites, and total legalization of any and all mind altering drugs and similar chemicals.
I think that almost all sane, normal, God-fearing, (that would exclude most liberals) men and women would agree that those dregs of humanity should somehow be Constitutionally disenfranchised for the crucial sake of saving the last best hope for mankind (AKA the USA) from eventual wreck and ruin by dope crazed freakazoids and their best buds in the atheist/socialist Democrat party.
The Founding Fathers might disagree with my remarks in re voting rights, but they were not dealing with mind-numbed haters of everything that is good, decent, and beneficial to mankind in today's world.
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