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Posted on 07/08/2012 4:20:01 PM PDT by John Semmens
A University of Maryland study funded by the Department of Homeland Security found that “persons reverent about individual liberty are likely to be right-wing terrorists.” “It makes perfect sense when you think about it,” said Secretary Janet Napolitano. “The phrase ‘individual liberty’ doesn’t appear in any of our nation’s founding documents. Its advocates are clearly and suspiciously out of step with America’s basic values.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...
http://constitutionclub.org/2012/07/07/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-26/
Well, will you look at that. I added ‘humor’ to the Topics list.
Note that Semen boy is the one who chooses the original topics when he starts the thread. If humor was his intent, he would have had it as a topic. I wonder how many of his craptire threads DO NOT have humor as a topic?
TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics;
Get help.
You appear to be under the mistaken impression that you’re in control, here.
***What would give you such a ridiculous impression? Are you guys really this stupid on these craptire threads?
No one owes you a thing
***Fellow freepers owe each other respect, and Semen-boy has been lacking in that regard for quite a while, it would appear.
and no one is obligated to accomodate your screeching,
***Then ignore my posts. I can populate your stupid craptire threads with tons of sarcasm, which is better humor than the dog poo that Semens writes.
no matter how obnoxious you become.
***Semens is the one who has become obnoxious here. I’m just returning the favor. Why do you think he doesn’t include ‘humor’ in the TOPICS list? Why do you think he doesn’t put [satire] in the title? It’s because he is obnoxious. And a blogpimp at that.
Get Semen boy to stop posting craptire.
Because it is never in the least bit funny?
You’re just determined to unravel rather colorfully this evening, aren’t you?
Implode away.
When looking at the latest posts the keywords aren’t detailed so “satire” or “crap” should be in the title.
***You’re right. “crap” is a better description, but I would settle for [satire].
Because it is never in the least bit funny?
***Yup. Bunch of junior high kids. They don’t seem to be able to take any heat, either.
Sorry, pal. I like John’s threads. IMO, he can post them whenever he wants.
You’re the one with the problem. Maybe a NASCAR or the weekly gardening thread would be more suitable for you. I don’t think there us any satire in those threads that will upset your delicate constitution
Sorry, pal. I like John’s threads. IMO, he can post them whenever he wants.
You’re the one with the problem. Maybe a NASCAR or the weekly gardening thread would be more suitable for you. I don’t think there is any satire in those threads that will upset your delicate constitution
Get a life Kevmo, and while you’re at it take a high school literature appreciation class at semi-adult education.
Maybe a NASCAR or the weekly gardening thread would be more suitable for you. I don’t think there us any satire in those threads that will upset your delicate constitution
***There’s no satire in these threads, either. So I gather they’re suitable for my attention.
>> “Better stop while you’re ahead.” <<
He’s not a head, he’s what sits on the head.
Interesting perspective, seeing as how all the admirers of Semens appear to be at the level of Junior High.
It seems so simple: just put [satire] in the title, take away that juvenile craptire high-five gotcha bull sheet. But no, then the threads would actually be satire rather than craptire.
Yes, you are truly simple.
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Interesting perspective, seeing as how all the admirers of Semens appear to be at the level of Junior High.
***
Which makes us more grown to than you.
Knock it off!
upset your delicate constitution
***Delicate Constitution???!!??? What?? Are you serious? Look at post #22 in this thread. It was removed because one of you pantywaists got your feelings hurt.
Not due to bad language, unless ‘crap’ is considered profanity. If so, then why is there a Freepathon banner at the top of this thread that says, “Our Ancestors left Europe to get away from this crap”?
It’s due to your boys’ delicate constitution.
Do you even think about what you’re writing before you post?
knock what off?
Is sarcasm no longer allowed on free republic?
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