Abortion Clinic Offers Sunday Discount

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 30 June 2012 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

The Orlando Women’s Center in Florida is offering a $50 discount to patients for abortions performed on Sunday.

NARAL spokesperson Adora Slaughter praised the clinic’s “progressive marketing campaign. The frontal assault on the notion that somehow Sundays ought to be sacrosanct is a stroke of genius. I mean, consider the contrast. Instead of sitting in a church worshiping a nonexistent god a woman could be contributing to the health of the environment by reducing the Earth’s future population. If a $50 coupon is all it takes to shift our culture’s focus in this way I’m very encouraged about the progress we’re making.”

If the $50 discount isn’t enough to enable a woman to afford an abortion, the Fund Abortion Now website (www.fundabortionnow.org) offers additional aid. “No one should be forced to forgo an abortion just because she can’t pay for it,” Slaughter declared. “Fortunately, the Affordable Care Act is on track to secure this right for everyone in America. In the meantime, we’re grateful that alternate sources of funding are so readily available.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/06/30/president-says-obamacare-decision-a-victory-for-freedom/

[MuttTheHoople]

[Viking2002]

Today's satire, tomorrow's new normal. You should do more stories about Nancy Pelosi's Martian love child, so we know it's you beforehand.

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

[ari-freedom]

“Instead of sitting in a church worshiping a nonexistent god a woman could be contributing to the health of the environment by reducing the Earth’s future population. If a $50 coupon is all it takes to shift our culture’s focus in this way I’m very encouraged about the progress we’re making.””

I thought atheists claimed they can be moral without G-d? So where are all the pro-life atheists against gay marriage?

[353FMG]

“NARAL spokesperson Adora Slaughter....”

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Highly appropriate name.

[Vaquero]

2 for 1 with twins?

These people are despicable

[Letmarch75]

Yes! “What a contrast.” Choosing death, the only choice given by the women’s free choice (Only it is not free).

Consider China, you or not given a choice, it is government enforced!

There were only two times in Biblical history that the new born were put to death, approved by those in authority. First in Egypt, at the birth of Moses (the deliveror) and at the birth of our Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ.

[Letmarch75]

“Slaughter” Just my thoughts, a very approiate name!

[Neidermeyer]

Before everyone here starts thinking this is just Johns satire again ,, here’s the basis for the story

http://global.christianpost.com/news/abortion-clinics-offering-sunday-discounts-countering-church-protests-77111/

and here’s the website for the clinic

http://www.womenscenter.com/orlando_womens_center.html

please note they refer you to a consult with Pendergraft ,, his medical license is either suspended or revoked (waiting for the state website to be updated) ,, the website is evidence of a crime , practicing medicine without a license/suspended license etc...

Is there a single lawyer in Florida that will take this on?

[Isabel2010]

The headlines alone makes me want to puke!!
Abortions on sale~~very sad!

[Neidermeyer]

Reported James Pendergraft to the FL DOH at DSH@doh.state.fl.us ... anyone else who see’s this feel free to do the same ...