--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
Posted on 05/18/2012 10:47:50 PM PDT by John Semmens
Visitors to the White House website were treated to major revisions in the biographies of the Presidents. Some highlights of these revisions included:
George Washington, in an effort to create a nation that could later be ruled by Barack Obama persevered through many hardships and overcame long odds to defeat the powerful British Army and establish the United States of America in 1781.
Abraham Lincoln, anticipating the need for Barack Obama to rescue the nation from the despair of eight years of George W. Bush, issued the emancipation proclamation in 1862 declaring Blacks residing in areas outside of the control of Union armies were henceforth free. This made Obama, whose ancestors resided in Kenya at that time, eligible to become President of the United States 146 years later.
Dwight Eisenhower, realizing that there would be no opportunity for Barack Obama to become president 65 years later if the Nazis won World War II led a successful attack against the Germans in Normandy in 1944.
Ronald Reagan, foreseeing the need for massive amounts of money that could be redistributed by Barack Obama to promote social justice, used tax cuts to spark a wave of economic growth that created thousands of new millionaires.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...
http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/111975-2012-05-18-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-may-20-2012.htm
ping
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
This admin and libs are parodies of themselves these days, I guess its makes your job easier.
I would think that it is becoming more and more difficult to write satire about this bunch of clowns!
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I would think that it is becoming more and more difficult to write satire about this bunch of clowns!
John, don’t forget the Rough Riders and the Bay of Pigs. Obama’s very existence was deeply touched by these events that eventually evolved him into the magic we have today. :^)
LOL, John. These assclowns are such good fodder for your material, I have to read it 2x to see the line between their twisted reality and your fine hand at satire. Nice job!
Since there are whole generations who were never taught the history of this country, I’ll bet many of them would think this is all true.
Thanks again, John, for the ping.
... and the Wright brothers invented the airplane so BHO Sr. could fly to Hawaii and impregnate Stanley Ann ...
i'm only surprised he didn't do those
You lifted this straight from the WH.
The worst part is how they added “Chicago” to the places where he was “raised.”
It all reads like a Marxist/racialist version of “Rosemary’s Baby,” with Bill Ayers and his ilk officiating at the black mass, producing Half-Black Lucifer-Lenin. Remember, Ayers old Weather Underground days book was dedicated to satan, was it not?
:) Good one John. Love it.
Are you thinking of Saul Alinski's "Rules for Radicals"?
It's on the page following the "To Irene" page.
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