1 posted on
03/03/2012 8:11:52 PM PST by
NKP_Vet
To: NKP_Vet
A nice loyal German Shepherd works great.
They are wonderful dogs in every respect.
2 posted on
03/03/2012 8:15:30 PM PST by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: NKP_Vet
3 posted on
03/03/2012 8:16:06 PM PST by
berdie
To: NKP_Vet
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5 posted on
03/03/2012 8:22:24 PM PST by
garjog
To: NKP_Vet
I know Cooter. He has a rib shack in a college town called Jacksonville, AL, where Jacksonville State University is. Small place. Good food. Gotta be the same Cooter. Not the one from Dukes.
6 posted on
03/03/2012 8:22:51 PM PST by
RetiredArmy
(POLITICIANS: Promise the moon. Deliver the shaft.)
To: NKP_Vet
Ha. It's like when the wife and I went to the log and timber home show in Atlanta a couple of months ago - some sales lackey at a vendor booth asked if we had a home security system. I said, "Yeah, we do. It's got bullets in it, which go off when our two alarms start to bark."
"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
To: NKP_Vet
Sounds like my vehicle anti-theft system...
9 posted on
03/03/2012 8:25:37 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: NKP_Vet
I am a widow. I have never moved my husbands work boots from the back door for security reasons,and my comfort just seeing them there. I do live in the south.
10 posted on
03/03/2012 8:27:14 PM PST by
Coldwater Creek
(He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty Psalm 91:)
To: NKP_Vet
The note assumes that the bad guys can read.
12 posted on
03/03/2012 8:28:42 PM PST by
lurk
To: NKP_Vet
This sign works for me.....
To: NKP_Vet
I like the sign with a picture of a pistol that reads:
“We don’t call 911 - We use Smith & Wesson Security”
18 posted on
03/03/2012 9:02:31 PM PST by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: NKP_Vet
How do know my neighbors?
20 posted on
03/03/2012 9:39:54 PM PST by
ForAmerica
(Conservative Christian Black Man!)
To: NKP_Vet
I tried that and found this message on my door:
“Listen up, Goober. The dogs musta been gone when I showed up so I left a little surprize for you. Friends of the Mailman.”
21 posted on
03/03/2012 9:45:49 PM PST by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: NKP_Vet
First, catch you an alligator ....
22 posted on
03/03/2012 9:52:26 PM PST by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class!)
To: NKP_Vet
LOL!
That's just a typical yankee joke!
Southern people don't feel any need to advertise our personal choices regarding home security systems.
The uncertainty keeps both the thieves and the Sheriff under control.
To the thieves, we ask what does the Sheriff's opinion of the situation matter?
To the Sheriff we ask what thief are you talking about?
23 posted on
03/03/2012 10:10:08 PM PST by
sarasmom
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xZsFe6dM3EY)
To: NKP_Vet
These make great window shades. Even better after the some use.
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