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Obama's Fortune Cookie
The Looking Spoon ^
| 1-20-12
| Jared H. McAndersen
Posted on 01/20/2012 2:04:20 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: fortunecookie; obama; satire
To: The Looking Spoon
If I were to give Boama a fortune cookie it would say “ Get a Job “!
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posted on
01/20/2012 2:07:21 PM PST
by
mountainlion
(I am voting for Sarah after getting screwed again by the DC Thugs.)
To: The Looking Spoon
A Bald Eagle will take a doo doo on your head.
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posted on
01/20/2012 2:09:45 PM PST
by
Leep
(Paul/Ventura 2016)
To: The Looking Spoon
How about: Year of Dragon You Last Year in White House. Ha! Ha! Ha! Arab Kenyan!
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posted on
01/20/2012 2:10:54 PM PST
by
MIchaelTArchangel
(Romney ruined Massachusetts. Now he wants to ruin the nation.)
To: Leep
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posted on
01/20/2012 2:22:17 PM PST
by
kitkat
(Obama, rope and chains)
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
01/20/2012 2:24:24 PM PST
by
GraceG
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
01/20/2012 2:39:46 PM PST
by
tsowellfan
(Video: The Real Romney (running to the left of Ted Kennedy) http://ow.ly/8rknZ)
To: The Looking Spoon
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Find release from your cares, have a good time by playing many rounds of golf.
Take a vacation, you will have unexpected gains.
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
A liar is not believed even though he tells the truth.
Twinkle twinkle little nooky, don't you wish you weren't a rooky?
Don't teach a man how to fish, but give another's fish to him.
Feel the tingle, it's your time to mingle.
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
Fortune not found: Abort, Retry, Ignore?
Everyone agrees you are the worst.
He who laughs last is laughing at you.
Watch out for the wookie and the gray donkey. One will claw you while the other will make an ass out of yourself.
Politicians never lie when standing. They prefer to lie when lying.
Big girls don't cry. They just flatten you with their fists.
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posted on
01/20/2012 2:41:53 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: The Looking Spoon
“Never in the field of human conflict.. were so many screwed.. so hard.. by just one”..... Fred Churchill
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posted on
01/20/2012 2:49:23 PM PST
by
NeverForgetBataan
(I am become Barry, destroyer of wealth......)
To: The Looking Spoon
You ahso ... village need you back.
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posted on
01/20/2012 2:52:47 PM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
To: Jack Hydrazine
“Help, I’m a prisoner in a Chinese cookie factory!”
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posted on
01/20/2012 3:20:25 PM PST
by
Fast Moving Angel
(NewtÂ’s not a perfect candidate but Jesus isnÂ’t running this year. - shoff)
To: knarf
Obamaq’s Fortune—”Look for new line of work”
“Chickens are coming home”
“There is a Newt in your future”
“Look Behind you—Past is catching up”
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