Posted on 08/16/2011 12:56:23 PM PDT by zippythepinhead
We have thee branches of government at the Federal level of government. We have the Executive, Legislative and Judicial. But thanks to the debt ceiling debacle we now have a SUPER CONGRESS.
When the real Congress can't get King Obama's agenda passed and the states are passing statutes left and right to insulate themselves against extra Constitutional authority by King Obama and his allies we now have a Super Congress.
Lowly little Representatives, Senators and President by day, when an emergency arises they all go to their secret phone booths and transform into SUPER CONGRESS!!!!!!!!!!!
The Super Congress has super powers not recognized anywhere in Constitutional authority, but hell why should a bunch of Washington politicians and the courts stop them.
Among their super powers they can:
Raise the debt ceiling in a single bound. Fend of conservative media and if necessary liberal media. The can meet in secret back rooms, with cigars and champaign and cut deals. The can amend the Constitution with a stroke of a pen. They can use mind control and arm twisiting to try to get votes in regular Congress. They can remind judges that life tenure in office can be thrwarted by impeachment. With x-ray eyes they can see through anybody trying to step in their way and use their laser beams that shoot from their assess to control the renegade. They can travel anywhere using pi Seize your 401 K in a single bound to bail out the bloated feds.
Just when you had seen enough Batman, Superman, Spiderman, you now have SUPER CONGRESS. Messing things up more that we ever could imagine. So when pigs fly, which they are, call Super Congress. They will debate as pig crap falls all over America about pork bellies and more earmarks.
FUNNY VANITY PING!
Now that we have a “super Congress”, we need to dump the rest of those freeloaders and their staff members! We could save a fortune with only 12 members of Congress and get rid of the rest who don’t want to do the job we sent them there to do.
We are planning to jump all over our US Rep tonight at his townhall. Although we will probably have to get in a long line.
I’m sorry but does anyone ever proof read anymore? It’s getting to the point of distracting from the message intended.
If this was a quoted source (I quit reading) there are still ways of correcting the typo’s.
I know EXACTLY what you mean. Drives me crazy. An otherwise very good point is lost ‘cause you look like an idiot with the typos, etc. I cringe at some of the stuff I read on my FB page that friends post. Just sit there thinking: You GRADUATED?
Yes we should fire the rest. We should give them one ring to rule us all.
I’m holding out for a Super DUPER Congress....
Yes! Superman, Spiderman, Captain America, Batman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, The Green Lantern, and the Incredibles!
We is all saved from dem evil xenophobic Tea Party peeps. Yo!(Sarcasm)
Well thanks for not ripping on Spider-Man! /s
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