Posted on 08/15/2011 4:37:09 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Conservative."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Liberal."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
Seriously, if you’ve been paying any attention to the DNC the last several decades, it’s been one long string of idiots in the chair since Ron Brown. And there are more where they came from.
GOOD ONE! Email sent!
Classic!
She slept her way to it?
“She slept her way to it?”
It says “suckcess” so I have to assume they mean she sucked her way to it.I’m sure she had to wear a mast otherwise she’s have scared someone.....
mast = mask
Eewwwww!
Rush wa right she does rinse her hair with mayonnaise
Rush wa right she does rinse her hair with mayonnaise
Funny
It's funny and sad. The woman is a bimbo!
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