You said it! They stink on ice!
Posted on 08/07/2011 9:51:51 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day
The Dummies are revolting. They no longer love and worship their ObaMessiah, as evidenced in this thread, . This whole thread may have been written by Lousy Freeper Trolls, but I don’t think so. The Dummies are definitely sick of their wunderkind of four years ago. They come up with some surprisingly humorous campaign slogans for the One Who Has Let the Socialists Down (the irony being they can’t figure out that he really is a socialist). So let’s enjoy their Bumper Sticker Slogans which are in Commie Red:
WTF! Really. Its official. "Win the future"
Winning the Future That’s actually the title of Obama’s 2012 “budget.” http://www.whitehouse.gov/winning-the-future/ That budget should have the acronym WOF: Work Of Fiction.
“It Is What It Is”
Take it or leave it. I think a lot of Americans are planning on Leaving It, this time.
Obama/Biden 2012: "Because a slow death is better than a fa...oh wait."
How many of these Dummies are still going to vote for Obama, though? Answer: All of them. They won’t vote for a Republican under any circumstances.
"Capitulation you can believe in."
This is the DUmmie version of current events. The slogan should be: “I Guess You Can’t Ram Everything Through On A Gullible Populace.” Or, “We’re Not Soviet Russia Yet, But Just Give Me Four More Years.”
"There's room for everybody under the bus."
But does the bus get 55 mpg?
"....because he sucks just a little tiny bit less than the other guys"
Amazing that they think that Obama is almost identical in ideology to Michelle Bachman or Herman Cain. It truly is a Bizarro universe over at the DUmp.
Vote Obama - because the republicans will wage multiple wars and dismantle the social safety net …………. Oh, wait
Vote Obama – because he can lose three wars simultaneously AND destroy our entire financial system!
“let me fool you twice”
I like it. Pithy.
“Obama 2012: Because he's not George W. Bush” … What the hell, it got him the Nobel Prize.
This has to be a LFT that wrote this one.
"2012 Motto: Bailed out banks, bailed out wall Street, bailed on Grandma."
Wanted Death Panels (didn’t get them), cut Medicare already, willing to cut more in the future…where are the Dem ads of Obama pushing Grandma off the cliff in her wheelchair?
"Bending Over We Can Believe In"
BenBurch’s favorite.
"I'll find my spine in my next term! Honest!"
My spine is around here somewhere. I think I left it with my birth certificate.
Veni, vidi, capitulati.
Another good, short one. My version would be: veni, vidi, destructi economia.
"Any idealism left for me to crush?"
Freudenschade, baby!
I'm still an Obama supporter (he was dealt one of the sh**tiest hands in presidential history and has to deal with a House whose entire raison d'etre is to vote No on anything he proposes, regardless of what it means for the economy). But gosh, I miss that feeling of optimism.
Here’s a DUmmie whose idealism HAS been crushed, and is still trying to cling on to Hope. Keep Hope alive, baby! Keep Hope alive! In the midst of 15% unemployment, a comatose GDP, no job creation, 100% debt-to-GDP ratio, ratings downgrades, losing wars, and no turnaround or plan in sight, you gotta just keep the liberal faith! Remember, he allowed gays to serve in the military! Don’t stop believin’, hold on to that feeeelin’!
Nothing that matters to you. You won’t vote for him.
Give me one good reason why any DUmmie should. Or any American at all. Any reason? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
America for the rich!
Obama’s every semi-original idea has been to stick it to the rich. Massive new government-run health plan? The rich can pay for it! Jack up our debt ceiling and crank up the debt to $20 Trillion? No problem! The rich can pay for it! And the DUmmies are mad at Obama because he can’t simply say, “So let it be written. So let it be done.” Welcome to reality, morons.
ping
Dang, my html skills are pathetic. Here’s the link to the original thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1625403#1625424
It’s racism...pure and simple. Case closed.
You said it! They stink on ice!
You missed:
“Get a reach around this time.”
Better slogans from a DU perspective?
Vote 0bama in 2012 because he’s a little bit darker than Hillary.
Vote 0bama in 2012 and he’ll finally give you some of his “stash”
0bama 2012 - It’s time for Keynesian Economics to shift into the next gear
2012 - The year 0bama finally wears man pants and learns to throw a baseball
0bama - Everything that he sucks at will magically be fixed if you just have ‘hope and change’ one more time. Really. We promise. Have we ever lied to you before?
And:
“Hey—Keep On Hoping 2012”
Feel free to do slogans from a FReeper perspective as well.
DOWNGRADE OBAMA
the Mexican kid in Napoleon Dynamite
Pedro! But will Obama have Geithner dancing hip-hop on stage?
I like it. He’s definitely in “junk” status territory. He has even lost the “full faith and credit” of the DUmmies.
You really can feel the desperation in the libs and the media tonite.
The news keeps getting worse, and they can’t just laugh it off, call whoever mentions it crazy, or wipe it away with some pathetic “REPUBLICANS DID IT!” excuse.
OBAMA OWNS THE DESTRUCTION OF THE AMERICAN ECONOMY
0bama 2012 - Statistics show him to be 3.2% better than Satan.
0bama - Because Biden just can’t handle the top position.
2013 - The year 0bama officially turns us into Zimbabwe.
0bama - Yes We Can Downgrade This Country’s Economy!
Vote 0bama in 2012 and he’ll get bin Laden AGAIN!!!
I like it, but don’t think for an instant the DUmmies won’t crawl over broken glass to vote for Obama in the next election. They won’t like it any more than we liked voting for demented RINOs like McCain, but they’ll vote.
Indeed. I said as much: “How many of these Dummies are still going to vote for Obama, though? Answer: All of them. They won’t vote for a Republican under any circumstances.”
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