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Economy Is Better than Everyone Thinks
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 22 July 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/23/2011 4:36:11 PM PDT by John Semmens

Presidential Press Secretary Jay Carney boasted to a skeptical media that “the economy is a lot better than everyone thinks it is. The focus on high unemployment, bankruptcies, and foreclosures misses the big picture.”

Carney declined to get down to specifics on what the so-called “big picture” entails. “It all boils down to the simple question Reagan posed in the 1980 election,” Carney contended. “All the American people need do is ask themselves whether they are better off now than they were before President Obama took office. Once they recall the hopelessness that prevailed under Bush and the Republicans the troubles they face today will fade into insignificance.”

The Press Secretary challenged people to “consult the data. There’s no doubt that today’s conditions irrefutably support the policies that President Obama has initiated. As just one example, there are more Americans on food stamps now than ever before. President Obama is feeding more people than any of his predecessors ever did. Voters need to decide whether they want to risk giving up gains like these in order to restore Republican control of the government in the 2012 election. I think we all know what their answer will be.”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/07/23/economy-is-better-than-everyone-thinks/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; obama; prosperity; readmore; satire
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1 posted on 07/23/2011 4:36:15 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I thought you was serious


2 posted on 07/23/2011 4:39:11 PM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: John Semmens

Awesome!
Great work.
BUMP


3 posted on 07/23/2011 4:42:42 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: John Semmens

Is it better than Obama thinks it is?

Does Obama think?


4 posted on 07/23/2011 4:46:01 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (I am still looking)
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To: Kaslin

I remember the good old days of 2-1/2 years ago...


5 posted on 07/23/2011 4:46:34 PM PDT by zwerni (this isn't gonna be good for business)
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To: John Semmens
the economy is a lot better than everyone thinks it is

Actually, the economy in Arkansas is doing remarkably well, I fear others will discover this and move here...no, no, no...shooo!

6 posted on 07/23/2011 4:48:54 PM PDT by SouthDixie (The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.)
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To: Kaslin

LOL

The Food Stamp President

By Nov 012, folks will refer to 2008 as the “good old days”


7 posted on 07/23/2011 4:52:54 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: John Semmens

I suspect you will get a LOT of moths with this one, John!

It is so close to being true that even knowing it is satire I think it is on the money for what these people believe!


8 posted on 07/23/2011 4:55:59 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: John Semmens

Breath Carney breath. Your brain needs oxygen....sorry too late.


9 posted on 07/23/2011 4:59:07 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: John Semmens; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; ...
"This word 'recession' and this other word 'depression', they are LIES all LIES."

Baghdad Bob

10 posted on 07/23/2011 5:01:19 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Yes, as a matter of fact, it is that time again -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: SouthDixie

“...I fear others will discover this and move here...no, no, no...shooo!”

That reminds me of some people I met in Jackson Hole one time. They were from South Dakota, and when I expressed an interest in what things were like in SD, they began, with tongue in cheek, to tell me how “unpleasant it is, and that I shouldn’t come there. ;oD


11 posted on 07/23/2011 5:14:02 PM PDT by Tucker39
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To: John Semmens

Feeding more people. Yes, he put 17 million more on foodstamps or whatever it’s called today.


12 posted on 07/23/2011 5:44:00 PM PDT by Lumper20
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Hell no I am not better off.

Is this guy stupid, insane or just a lying SOB.

Was I paying 3.60 for gas under Bush, I can’t afford to het my house under Obama, and it’s getting worse by the minute.


13 posted on 07/23/2011 6:06:42 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: John Semmens
"the economy is a lot better than everyone thinks it is."

Tell that to the economy. No one else is impressed.

14 posted on 07/23/2011 6:14:09 PM PDT by YHAOS (you betcha!)
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Thanks for another good chuckle John. Needed it today. Good one.


15 posted on 07/23/2011 7:06:40 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Your satire is so close to the truth in so many ways that I often find myself getting hot under the collar when I read your excerpts, only to smile and say “Ah, it’s another Semmens satire piece.” You, sir, have a talent. Thank you for sharing it with us.


16 posted on 07/23/2011 7:31:38 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad ((((( )))))
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Oh yes, boyz and gurlz. It's imagination time. Close your eyes. That's not beans and rice you're having for dinner tonight. That's steak and potatoes. And Oh yes, gasoline is not $4 a gallon. It's $2.50.....Always remember, don't believe the mean 'ol Republicans. They're extremist. We LOVE our dear leader President Obama. He will always take care of us.

17 posted on 07/23/2011 7:46:13 PM PDT by abcc2011 (Christian and conservative.)
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To: John Semmens

the really bad news is there are 16 months til the election
and the economy is going to get significantly worse.
Carter may have carried 7 states, but there is no way b.o. carries that many.


18 posted on 07/23/2011 9:12:58 PM PDT by genghis
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To: John Semmens

the really bad news is there are 16 months til the election
and the economy is going to get significantly worse.
Carter may have carried 7 states, but there is no way b.o. carries that many.


19 posted on 07/23/2011 9:13:10 PM PDT by genghis
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To: John Semmens

the really bad news is there are 16 months til the election
and the economy is going to get significantly worse.
Carter may have carried 7 states, but there is no way b.o. carries that many.


20 posted on 07/23/2011 9:13:23 PM PDT by genghis
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