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Food Company Faces FDA Wrath
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 22 July 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/23/2011 2:00:10 PM PDT by John Semmens

Diamond Foods was order to cease and desist marketing walnuts by the federal Food and Drug Administration (FDA). The order followed the company’s claim that eating walnuts is good for you. The fact that there is a considerable amount of research verifying the contention that eating walnuts carries substantial health benefits was deemed “irrelevant” by the FDA.

“The relevant fact is that Diamond’s claims were not approved by the agency,” said Malcolm Cheek, FDA Administrator. “The nation’s health is our domain. We are responsible for determining what is and isn’t healthy for a person to consume. Products that hold forth a health benefit must obtain our approval before they can be marketed. Diamond Foods did not comply with this requirement. Hence, their sale of walnuts is forbidden.”

Since the FDA has not previously ruled on the health benefits of walnuts, Diamond was invited to submit its product for testing. “From our perspective, walnuts, as such, constitute a ‘new drug,’” Cheek argued. “Their safety and effectiveness have yet to be determined. Diamond Foods would be well-advised to comply with our established procedure. Failure to comply opens them to the possibility of having their property seized.”

As Cheek put it, “we’re not entirely merciless. If Diamond Foods restructures its message to remove any content alleging any health benefit we will withdraw our order. If they want to say that walnuts are tasty or that a lot of people like them we’d probably be okay with that. They just can’t say that walnuts might improve your health. Even if that’s true, we haven’t authorized them to make such a statement.”

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TOPICS: Food; Government; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: nannystate; regulation; satire; tyranny; walnuts
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To: RobRoy

The FDA threat is real.


21 posted on 07/23/2011 4:23:27 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

*snort* Too believable!


22 posted on 07/23/2011 4:25:35 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: John Semmens

FDA:

Federal Death Administration

There is a lot of money to be made off of sick people.


23 posted on 07/23/2011 4:27:04 PM PDT by waus (FUBO UFCMF, Just in case I stuttered, FUBO)
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To: John Semmens

“The relevant fact is that Diamond’s claims were not approved by the agency,” said Malcolm Cheek, FDA Administrator. “The nation’s health is our domain. We are responsible for determining what is and isn’t healthy for a person to consume.

Yea!They’re also responsible for all of the medicines they have allowed on the market that have killed people without any scientific testing to prove they were safe and benificial to use.

The FDA.Another agency of the Federal government that has outlived its usefulness.


24 posted on 07/23/2011 4:42:24 PM PDT by puppypusher (The World is going to the dogs.)
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Mother May I? This is absurd, need to go out and get my stash of Diamond Walnuts tomorrow.
25 posted on 07/23/2011 5:32:43 PM PDT by annieokie
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To: John Semmens

YOU GOT ME GOOD. Shame on you, lol.


26 posted on 07/23/2011 5:33:55 PM PDT by annieokie
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To: DManA

It teaches us to be careful to check the source. That is a good skill to develop.

It’s also great fun!


27 posted on 07/24/2011 10:16:03 AM PDT by RobRoy (The US today: Revelation 18:4)
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