Posted on 06/20/2011 11:09:27 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Look out, America! You stand on the brink of a national cleansing that could become as violent as Maos Cultural Revolution, and only Deepak Chopra can save you.
When youre the Huffington Post, its hard to sink to a new low, but they managed it last week by publishing a fevered screed from Deepak Chopra, an absurd figure who keeps turning up as a serious analyst in the mainstream press. These days, his Really Deep Thoughts are concerned with the looming menace of Sarah Palin. According to Chopra, if she decides to run for President, her election would plunge America into a Ragnarok of fire and blood.
Chopra wastes no time establishing his idiocy, making what he probably thinks is a funny Paul Revere slam in his first paragraph:
"It will be a devastating loss if Sarah Palin peddles enough books and visits enough gun shows that she has no incentive to run for president. There would be many chances for unique moments in the White House if she won. How about Sarah on horseback, riding through the Potomac basin like Paul Revere, ringing bells like he did and shouting, "The Democrats are coming!" That would give folks ample warning to quickly cling to their guns and religion before the left wing snatches them away.
"I know that she suffered ridicule for her version of Paul Revere's ride, but from a Hollywood standpoint, she actually improved the story. Movies have soundtracks, in case anyone didn't notice, and bells are a lot more cinematic than one lantern hanging in a church steeple. Or even two. (You can hear her defense of her version on Fox News, or as my friends call it, the F Channel.)"
Hey, Deepak? Buddy? Lean close so I can make this very clear to you. She was right about Paul Revere. You and your ignorant friends are wrong. Thats what you get from learning history from Hollywood. Thus does the reality-based community cling to its illusions, weeks after a group of Boston historians tried to save them from embarrassment.
Also, that crack about clinging to guns and religion? That was said by your boy Obama, Deepak, not Sarah Palin. I guess recent history is as mysterious to you as American history.
Chopras article is a fascinating tour through an utterly clueless mind. He thinks Wall Street recklessness was the sole cause of the financial meltdown. He thinks Palin is amazingly cheerful about the recession, which suggests he has never listened to a single word she has said or written. Nobody is cheerful about the Obama recession, Deepak, least of all the people who have ideas for repairing the damage after hes gone. Dont mistake faith in the American spirit for nonchalance about its incompetent government.
He wants to atone for his earlier assessment of Palin as our collective shadow of pent-up bigotry, hatred and anger, which made her Joe the Plumbers calendar girl. He also manages to work Alcoholics Anonymous into a tortured metaphor about President Palin helping us hit rock bottom, adding insensitivity to sexism.
By contrast, Chopra now fears that Sarah would smile her way into the presidency and well, its not exactly clear what he thinks her agenda would be. He just throws around sneering insults about her preference for crayon scribbling to Picasso, without ever making anything approaching a coherent point. Since the tone of the piece is a mocking plea for happy Sarah to lead a nation of mindless rubes to glory, the piece feels less like an attack on Palin than a broad insult directed at America itself, which bumbles around in the playground of its happy fantasies while Dr. Chopra sadly shakes his head and wishes it could ascend to his level.
The upshot of the Palin Presidency, according to Chopra, would be a national cleansing, like Chairman Maos Cultural Revolution. Nothing as violent, however, not at first. Hey, remember when airheads like Chopra and his friends were accusing Sarah Palin of being an accessory to murder because she used bulls-eye symbols on political maps, which the Tucson Shooter never actually saw? Now Chopra thinks nothing of comparing her to a savage Communist dictator who killed millions of people. Has No Labels seen this essay yet?
Chopras repeated slams of Palin, and America, for unreasonable cheerfulness are confusing. Isnt this guy a New Age guru who made his bones by selling Oprahs America feel-good books about inner peace and enlightenment? And now hes mad at us for being too happy? Hes not taking the end of Oprahs show very well, is he?
This remarkable bit of intellectual flatulence is really directed more at the American public than Sarah Palin. Every paragraph drips with contempt for the people he thinks will lurch toward Washington like a zombie horde, if the Maid of Wasilla gets into the White House and summons them with her beer bong.
What else can a self-appointed elitist like Deepak Chopra do? He knows even less about economics than he does about history, so its not as if he can write a persuasive article about the wondrous achievements of Obamanomics. Thats why he took the time to vent his spleen on flyover-country America, and express his dripping contempt for their possible willingness to consider voting for someone who isnt even running yet.
He and his ilk are faced with the absolute, complete, and comprehensive failure of everything they believe in. Its ruin is clearly visible all around us. Youll see more of this cornered-rat behavior from them, as they are left with no recourse but to hiss their hate and fury at the American people who are preparing to pass judgment on them in 2012, and hope for rescue from the dwindling core of supporters who share their hatreds enough to be blinded by them.
Deepak Chopra: Sarah Palin, My President
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2736790/posts
Who cares what a liberal thinks? I’m tired of giving a hoot about them.
If there is going to be violence with a Palin win in 2012, it will be from the lefties having a grand mal meltdown.
Yet another reason to move my business out of Minnesota.
When hysterical libtard reactionaries like Chopra start envisioning Mao-level communist mass murder onto the right, it is a clear case of projection.
The split is as deep and dangerous today as it was in 1860, I fear. Hence the CW2 ping.
It’s good to know what liberals think so you don’t feel guilty about blowing their brainless out.
Deepak Chopra is a:
HINO (Hindu In Name Only)
APINO (Ayurvedic Physician In Name Only)
and
YINO (Yogi In Name Only)
Chopra is about one thing: Money. Hollywood Liberal money.
Oh, yeah, and being treated like a god.
(While demanding to be praised for his humility, of course.)
The same pathetically ignorant women and metrosexual men who made Oprah a multimillionaire for her mindless drivel, have made a fortune for this Indian nitwit as well. Rejecting traditional religion in favor of this Old/New Age pablum, the lost generation of 60s and 70s hippies have proven the axiom: “When you stand for nothing, you fall for everything.”
Deepak Chopra —— pseudo-American
“When hysterical libtard reactionaries like Chopra start envisioning Mao-level communist mass murder onto the right, it is a clear case of projection.”
Deepak Stoopak does not realize is what will really happen is a national “political cleansing” of him and people of his ilk.
These hucksters have always found a receptive audience in this country, as witnessed by the plethora of self-help, instant diet, and sexual gymnastics paperback market. Add in a dollop of Eastern mysticism, maybe do the verbal equivalent of the Indian rope trick a few times, and you have a prosperous career.
With the original snake oil, at least you got a good alcohol buzz from the potion. This guy leaves you with nothing but the feeling that you just wasted your time and money.
Not all “new agers” are totally Leftists, but like many on the Marxist Left they have their own core of conspiracy theories, particularly those born from their religious differences with people of more mainstream faiths.
Their theological differences would be enough, if that was all they wanted to publicly speak to.
When they descend to their conspiracy theories and personal demonization of people of traditional faiths, their “publishing” efforts look more like the materialistic, capitalistic, profit-seeking ventures they truly are, and not the “high moral position” they seek to present themselves as standing on.
In my opinion, Mr. Chopra in all he has written has struck no new ground, no material that had not previously been presented before him somewhere in the world’s library of “new age thought”. Maybe his bank accounts are running low and he needs to boost sales of his books again.
It’s interesting how it’s Palin who sends the Left into screaming fits over the possibility that she might run. They don’t go frothing at the mouth over the possibility of Pres Romney, Paul, or Bachman.
I saw some clips (youtube?) on this mystical fraud. In one interview he says the “self” is a complete illusion or somesuch claptrap. In another interview he says everything but the “self” is a complete illusion.
Another clip featured him as part of a panel talking at what looked to be some university. The line of b.s. that night was that everything you believe to be true is a lie. In the Q & A period some guy said, “You said everything you believe in is a lie, do you believe that?” Deepak answered “Yes” and the guy gave a quick “Thank you” and walked away.
How did this huckster get rich and famous? How does he stay famous?
‘swhy I took my Yankee money and moved south.
I have been to probably 50 countries in my lifetime, and the United States is the only country I know of which allows foreigners to consistently insult us to our faces, whether it be Fareed Zakaria, Deepak Chopra, Arianna Huffington, Andrew Sullivan, Gordon Ramsey, David Frum, Naomi Klein, Piers Morgan, and all those other foreign reality show hosts. Plus, we have all the illegal alien lobbies, calling us evil racists every 5 minutes.
Many Americans really get off being insulted by foreigners.
I think it is disgusting.
And his point is?
Didn’t they say the same thing in 08 if we did/did not elect zero?
“They dont go frothing at the mouth over the possibility of Pres Romney, Paul, or Bachman.”
And she hasn’t even declared yet.
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