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Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe
The Vitamin Press ^
| 06/09/11
| Kip Hooker
Posted on 06/11/2011 7:41:49 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress
Washington- In a week that could hardly have used anymore bad news for New York Representative Anthony Weiner it would appear that such bad news has come. Today in Washington his, one time, greatest champion has come full semi-circle and decided to not only withdraw her support but to pursue an aggressive coarse of action in investigating what has come to be known, at least colloquially, as ‘Weinergate’.
In an exclusive interview with The Vitamin Press former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi made it very clear that she is displeased with the situation going so far as to say “I am very unsatisfied with Weiner,” and further ejaculated that “Weiner has left a bad taste in my mouth”.
When pressed as to what actions, if any, could be taken against the troubled congressman Pelosi emphatically stated, “I want a Weiner probe!”
News travels fast in Washington and mere hours after the suggestion had been made Representative Weiner’s press secretary Jon Stewart called a conference and just as emphatically stated, “Weiner probe! Weiner probe my ass! This isn’t about truth, this isn’t about justice. This is about stroking Weiner! And let me tell you . . . no one’s licked Weiner yet and Nancy Pelosi’s not about to be the first.”
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; nancypelosi; newyork; parody; sarcasm; satire; weinergate
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To: TheVitaminPress
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:42:18 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: TheVitaminPress
THat headline gives me the creeps. Is this satire?
To: afraidfortherepublic
Yes, but give it a couple days and it might not be.:)
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:43:46 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: TheVitaminPress
Pelosi’s face looks better there.
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:46:49 PM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: afraidfortherepublic
“Pelosi wants Weiner probe.”
I bet she does!
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:48:59 PM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: Mr. Mojo
I think it’s the lighting.
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:50:06 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: TheVitaminPress
Pelosi Wants Weiner ProbeOh no please not that!
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:52:03 PM PDT
by
Brandonmark
(News Coverage)
To: TheVitaminPress
Pelosi Wants Weiner ProbeWell, at least she's seen the thing. She's not buying a pig in a poke.
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:52:15 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Brandonmark
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:54:13 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: Still Thinking
LOL, I think she’d settle for a poke by the pig.
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:55:02 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: TheVitaminPress
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:56:05 PM PDT
by
Gabz
(Democrats for Voldemort.)
To: Lazamataz
“Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe”
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:56:22 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: TheVitaminPress
“Pelosi wants Weiner probe.”
Hey, even an old girl like her needs to dust out the cobwebs every now and then...
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:56:25 PM PDT
by
apillar
To: Gabz
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:59:02 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: apillar
Ha, no there is a mental image I could have done without!
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:59:31 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: TheVitaminPress
LOL, I think she’d settle for a poke by the pig.That WOULD explain why she wants wiener.....er, Wiener
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posted on
06/11/2011 7:59:58 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: apillar
I wouldn’t dust out those cobwebs.
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:00:14 PM PDT
by
unkus
To: TheVitaminPress
A weiner or a probe or both?
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:02:43 PM PDT
by
PaleoBob
To: Still Thinking
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:04:11 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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