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| From The Vitamin Press |
Posted on 06/09/2011 5:54:35 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress
Washington DC- With the sort of week that the congressional representative from New York has had many in DC, and across the nation, have been quick to wash their hands of Weiner. Not so fast say those closest to the congressman. They remind us that although this man named Weiner might rub people the wrong way he has a long history of coming from behind for the win. As his close personal man friend Jon Stewart put it “You know I’m just gonna say it. Don’t touch Weiner. You know unless of course it is in the interest of health care reform. Then I say government has the right to touch any part of your body in any way they see fit. TSA style!”
Stewart isn’t the only one looking to give Weiner a hand. Rachel Maddow, Weiner’s other close personal man friend, has also had her say “You think you can keep Weiner down! I don’t think so. I know Weiner. And Weiner will keep coming and coming until the frat lady screams. This is a man on a mission. Have you seen that buff physique? Best chest I’ve seen on anyone since my girlfriend. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to find out this man was going to pose for Playgirl or put out a fitness video.”
As it happens Maddow is uncharacteristically right on both occasions. Playgirl has approached the beleguered congressman for a small feature they are intending to call “Jr. Members of Congress”. While a fitness video tentatively titled “Sweating with the Weiner” is currently being produced.
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| From The Vitamin Press |
Weiner is a socialist marxist amoral scumbag that should be forced to resign from the U.S. House of Representatives.
Clinton did not resign and what he committed far worse crimes.
Kennedy did not resign and he committed far worse crimes.
Heck, Clinton and the deceased Ted Kennedy are erroneously generally represented as being honorable men to this day!
hate to say it, but what difference does it make if this pos resigns or not?
the same “citizens” that put him in office, will just vote another fruitcake in his place
the ship is sinking, set the charges
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