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DUmmie FUnnies 6-08-11 ("Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT": DUmmies throw their Weiner under the bus!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 8, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/08/2011 7:05:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Do the DUmmies have ANY moral standards at all? Sometimes you wonder. But the news today--reported in this THREAD, "Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT"--have even the Undergrounders shaking their head. Many of them are ready to throw their Weiner under the bus!

So let us drop in on the Weiner Roast, in Red Hot Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, nominating Anthony Weiner to succeed John Edwards as Father of the Year, is in the [brackets]:

Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT

[Well, at least it works!]

But none of it relates to his voting record.

[As long as he's for socialism and abortion, nothing else matters.]

Weiner posts are taking up way too much space. . . .

[Size matters.]

I find Weiner creepy and far beyond my (what many would consider Atheist) limits. . . .

[Weiner even disgusts the godless!]

This is my first Wiener post. Weiner posts are taking up way too much space at DU.

[Thanx! You just added to it!]

I just send some healing consciousness their way (i.e. prayed)

[Don't say the "p" word! Now send some white light too! PRAISE Gaia!]

Not our business.

For Pete's sake. Is this your response to every single item of human interest?

[For Tweet's sake, it's a HUMA interest story!]

F***all, when it rains it pours no?

[Some would say it's a . . . oh, perfect storm, of sorts.]

I was hoping that we could talk about the cost of health care. . . .

[Weiner may need some, after Huma gets done with him.]

And somehow all this panty sniffing is for her good, right?

[DUmmie Beth Ferrari thinks panty sniffing stinks.]

We all live within our own bubbles; some much smaller, others more sad.

["Tiny bubbles . . . On the Weiner . . . Make me sadder . . . Make me feel meaner. . . ." Thank you, Don Ho.]

Some have large and perceptually positive bubbles. . . .

[Size matters.]

I also hope he remains in Congress and I feel certain the people of NY will reelect him as the American people tend to not particularly like witch hunts as the Clinton and Rangel episodes demonstrated.

[Immorality is a resume enhancer in Democrat districts.]

There are levels of betrayal, and being cheated on while pregnant ranks near the top (I think the top would be if one of his porn buddies announced that she is pregnant too).

[Tony the Tiger is aiming for John Edwardsdom.]

The little head told the big head what to do and he complied.

[Little Anthony the Imperial.]

Sending pictures of yourself over the net is not cheating on your spouse.

[Is that you, Bill Clinton?]

He had phone sex with one of the women. . . .

[He had phony sex with all of the women.]

Would you do it with your spouse watching over your shoulder?

[Don't go there. This is DUmmieland, remember.]

Has it been confirmed that they are not in an open relationship?

[Little Anthony is in an open-fly relationship.]

his speech was crafted by PR people

[Pubic Relations people?]

my opinion is that he has a team of 20 people who are formulating and crafting everything he does/says now

[Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Barney Frank, Eliot Spitzer, Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, Algore. . . .]

CNN: Weiner calls Bill Clinton

[See?]

The Clintons should be able to counsel them well. . . .

[Hee! Hee!]

I hope the kid takes after his wife. . . .

[First the wife will take after her husband.]

Who is the dad?

[Hillary?]

This shoud END all discussion of this. there is soon to be a third innocent involved. . . .

weiner's not "innocent" by any stretch

[And judging by the photo, it ain't much of a stretch.]

the child is who the poster is referring to. . . .

you mean the fetus?

[Must . . . not . . . say the "b" word. . . .]

Yay! Babies!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: caucusinterruptus; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; huma; weiner; weinergate; weinergeddon
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To: Charles Henrickson

A heterosexual newlywed couple, in love, having their first child. If you think about it, really this is THE ONLY normal occurrence in this entire multi-person fiasco.


41 posted on 06/08/2011 8:06:10 PM PDT by baa39
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To: arrogantsob

Slimball? round and skinny?


42 posted on 06/08/2011 8:30:01 PM PDT by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's "Economics In One Lesson.")
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To: Carling

Yours may be the more accurate.


43 posted on 06/08/2011 8:50:19 PM PDT by bray (Hey Country Club, hold Sarah's coat while she kicks his ____.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Weiner told Bill Clinton "Huma's pregnant!"

Clinton responded "Who do you suspect?!?!"

RE: We all live within our own bubbles; some much smaller, others more sad...

And the belly bubble will grow for 9 months!

44 posted on 06/08/2011 8:52:38 PM PDT by MindBender26 (While the MSM slept.... we have become relevant media in America.)
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To: baa39

However, if you connect the dots with Hillary and Huma, words like hetrosexual and normal may become rather scarce.


45 posted on 06/08/2011 8:54:24 PM PDT by MindBender26 (While the MSM slept.... we have become relevant media in America.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Will Huma really carry this child to term or will it be shortly vacuumed away? Will it look like Webb Hubbell?


46 posted on 06/08/2011 8:55:19 PM PDT by miele man
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To: LiteKeeper

Or name him Little Richard Weiner!


47 posted on 06/08/2011 8:57:41 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Mazel tov, but who’s the father?


48 posted on 06/08/2011 9:17:25 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: Mortrey
I’m convinced that as soon as the “Sorry Wiener” story hit, they put a pillow under Huma’s dress, and will supply her a “rent-a-baby” in 9 months.....

Ya know...for the MSM cameras.

Maybe they can also borrow Teddy Kennedy's old Chappaquiddick neck brace!

49 posted on 06/08/2011 9:23:16 PM PDT by RJL
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To: Admin Moderator

Thank you, Admin Moderator, for fixing the thread title, per my request. I will try to do better next time.


50 posted on 06/08/2011 9:56:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Carpenter's rule: Measure twice, cut once.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
""Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT""

Sonogram of the Little Weiner:


51 posted on 06/08/2011 10:26:57 PM PDT by garjog
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To: Charles Henrickson

Help Name the Weiner baby:

Seymore

Woody

Jack

Rocky

Harry

William Clinton


52 posted on 06/08/2011 10:37:21 PM PDT by garjog
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To: LiteKeeper
Somebody suggested they name the baby “Oscar Mayer”!!!

I wish I were a New York Mayor Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
'Cause if I were a New York Mayor Weiner
Everyone would be in love
Oh everyone would be in love
Everyone would be in love with me

53 posted on 06/09/2011 4:38:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson
Weiner might have saved my life yesterday. I was up at 3 AM with only a couple of hours sleep and worked all day with only one break for a Seminole Casino Buffet Breakfast. I had MAGIC coupons that allowed me to fill up my van chock full of FREE T-bone steaks, coffee, mangos, raw weiners (Hebrew National), lox, computer paper, and scores of tubes of expensive hair care products. I was planning to continue until 11 PM since I only had that one day window of opportunity to get all that stuff but I was worn down by 5 PM. I guzzled down several cans of Starbucks Double Shot Expresso and that kept me going a while longer.

Anyway, after I heard on the radio about the raw Weiner being exposed on the Web, my curiosity got the best of me and I came home at 8 PM instead of 11. I was so exhausted that I wondered how I even managed to drive the previous few hours.

All I know is that I might have gotten into a horrible accident had I stayed on the road a few more hours as planned but Weiner curiosity (plus the report about his wife) brought me home earlier and might have saved my life. Perhaps one day I should tell Weiner how weiner might have saved my life.

54 posted on 06/09/2011 4:52:31 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson
This shoud END all discussion of this. there is soon to be a third innocent involved. . . .

weiner's not "innocent" by any stretch

[And judging by the photo, it ain't much of a stretch.]

All weiners are not not created equally.

55 posted on 06/09/2011 5:10:33 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)
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To: MissMack99
That kid is gonna have one helluva nose.

Thanks for the first LOL from FReepers today.

56 posted on 06/09/2011 5:18:08 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)
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To: LiteKeeper
Somebody suggested they name the baby “Oscar Mayer”!!!

How about Nathan?

57 posted on 06/09/2011 5:34:24 AM PDT by N. Theknow (The MSM is to 0bama what the Broom-n-Scoop Detail is to a circus parade.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Oh, the Weiner Man can..” to the tune of the Candy Man. Ya gotta do it!


58 posted on 06/09/2011 4:07:26 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: nascarnation

Edwards and Weiner are politically dead and will never hold public office again. Edwards may be in jail in five year.

And no one holds a lower opinion of the electorate than I do.


59 posted on 06/10/2011 11:33:45 AM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: arthurus

Edwards is a slimeball.


60 posted on 06/10/2011 11:35:14 AM PDT by arrogantsob
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