Posted on 06/08/2011 7:05:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Do the DUmmies have ANY moral standards at all? Sometimes you wonder. But the news today--reported in this THREAD, "Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT"--have even the Undergrounders shaking their head. Many of them are ready to throw their Weiner under the bus!
So let us drop in on the Weiner Roast, in Red Hot Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, nominating Anthony Weiner to succeed John Edwards as Father of the Year, is in the [brackets]:
Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT
[Well, at least it works!]
But none of it relates to his voting record.
[As long as he's for socialism and abortion, nothing else matters.]
Weiner posts are taking up way too much space. . . .
[Size matters.]
I find Weiner creepy and far beyond my (what many would consider Atheist) limits. . . .
[Weiner even disgusts the godless!]
This is my first Wiener post. Weiner posts are taking up way too much space at DU.
[Thanx! You just added to it!]
I just send some healing consciousness their way (i.e. prayed)
[Don't say the "p" word! Now send some white light too! PRAISE Gaia!]
Not our business.
For Pete's sake. Is this your response to every single item of human interest?
[For Tweet's sake, it's a HUMA interest story!]
F***all, when it rains it pours no?
[Some would say it's a . . . oh, perfect storm, of sorts.]
I was hoping that we could talk about the cost of health care. . . .
[Weiner may need some, after Huma gets done with him.]
And somehow all this panty sniffing is for her good, right?
[DUmmie Beth Ferrari thinks panty sniffing stinks.]
We all live within our own bubbles; some much smaller, others more sad.
["Tiny bubbles . . . On the Weiner . . . Make me sadder . . . Make me feel meaner. . . ." Thank you, Don Ho.]
Some have large and perceptually positive bubbles. . . .
[Size matters.]
I also hope he remains in Congress and I feel certain the people of NY will reelect him as the American people tend to not particularly like witch hunts as the Clinton and Rangel episodes demonstrated.
[Immorality is a resume enhancer in Democrat districts.]
There are levels of betrayal, and being cheated on while pregnant ranks near the top (I think the top would be if one of his porn buddies announced that she is pregnant too).
[Tony the Tiger is aiming for John Edwardsdom.]
The little head told the big head what to do and he complied.
[Little Anthony the Imperial.]
Sending pictures of yourself over the net is not cheating on your spouse.
[Is that you, Bill Clinton?]
He had phone sex with one of the women. . . .
[He had phony sex with all of the women.]
Would you do it with your spouse watching over your shoulder?
[Don't go there. This is DUmmieland, remember.]
Has it been confirmed that they are not in an open relationship?
[Little Anthony is in an open-fly relationship.]
his speech was crafted by PR people
[Pubic Relations people?]
my opinion is that he has a team of 20 people who are formulating and crafting everything he does/says now
[Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Barney Frank, Eliot Spitzer, Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, Algore. . . .]
CNN: Weiner calls Bill Clinton
[See?]
The Clintons should be able to counsel them well. . . .
[Hee! Hee!]
I hope the kid takes after his wife. . . .
[First the wife will take after her husband.]
Who is the dad?
[Hillary?]
This shoud END all discussion of this. there is soon to be a third innocent involved. . . .
weiner's not "innocent" by any stretch
[And judging by the photo, it ain't much of a stretch.]
the child is who the poster is referring to. . . .
you mean the fetus?
[Must . . . not . . . say the "b" word. . . .]
Yay! Babies!
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
A casual look at the timeline implies that Huma and Monica Lewinsky were POTUS interns at the WH during a similar stretch.
So it's anybody's guess what the connections are here, LOL.
She named Huma or Humpa Wiener ?
I’m convinced that as soon as the “Sorry Wiener” story hit, they put a pillow under Huma’s dress, and will supply her a “rent-a-baby” in 9 months.....
Ya know...for the MSM cameras.
That kid is gonna have one helluva nose.
Is it somehow possible that is could be Hillary”s?
LOL! The dummies love or hate their weiners. The idiot needs to refuse to step down and let this event erect itself into a full blown, hard news story everytime he speaks. Gotta love narcissistic NY liberals.
My first thought was that they would say she is pregnant, and then that the stress of the media spotlight made her have a miscarriage.
But then I thought, since when do liberals care about the well-being of a fetus? Weiner is one of the biggest abortion advocates out there with a 100% NARAL rating.
Says the DUmmies who think Sarah Palin's children are all fair game.
Might Billary be the daddy?
First thing that kid does when he pops out is send naked pictures of himself to the other newborns
Weenie Roast!!
He reminds me of a cheese eating rat bastard. I hope his wife gives him the beaten he deserves.
LMAO!! Consider that stolen for a FB post!
Junior High, now “Middle School” years are hell if you’re an average kid.
Imagine Weiner Jr’s. “Hey Weiner, I just saw your Dad’s wiener on YouTube!I”
Of course such a comment would be followed by a swirly, if jr Weiner looks anything like Papa Weiner.
About the only thin worse is the pictures that Britney Spear’s kids will have to deal with.
The INTERNET is forever. Hey, kids, think about your kids!!
Nah call it Hillary..
I forgot to put the words "DUmmie FUnnies" at the front of this thread title, as is our usual custom and which makes these features easier to find. Could you kindly please amend it to read:
DUmmie FUnnies 06-08-11 ("Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT": DUmmies throw their Weiner under the bus!)
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