Fidel Castro Calls bin Laden Killing “Abhorrent, Tasteless, and Unimpressive”

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 7 May 2011 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Former Communist Dictator of Cuba Fidel Castro described reports of how al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden was killed by US Special Forces as “abhorrent, tasteless, and unimpressive.”

“This is not the way I would’ve done it,” Castro reminisced. “To all intents and purposes, the man was killed privately behind closed doors. The people were not part of the process. I would’ve had him shot in an arena in front of tens of thousands of cheering spectators. That’s the way to get popular buy-in to what you are doing.”

“Disposing of the body by throwing it into the sea was a waste,” Castro added. “Nailing the body to a wall in a prominent place and letting it rot is the way to send a very potent message to your enemies that you mean business. I fear that the world has gone soft over the last 50 years.”

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[rovenstinez]

He is saying within, THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO I.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Warning!

SATIRE ALERT!

[Artemis Webb]

Shut up Fidel. Better late than never applies to you too.

[freedumb2003]

DANG!!!!

You ALMOST got me again!!!!!

I suspect you will nail me, but not on Mothers Day! (my Mom taught me to watch out for strangers with candy-cane posts)

[Beowulf9]

“abhorrent, tasteless, and unimpressive.”

What did he want, an exploding cigar?

[freedumb2003]

Too late — John grabbed 2 so far and despite your and my posts, there will be hundreds.

As Mork said to the eggs “How can I save you if you won’t save yourselves!”

This is so realistic it actually reaches into the “will probably happen” prediction sphere!

JS: You RULE, baby!

[arderkrag]

“This is not the way I would’ve done it,” Castro reminisced. “To all intents and purposes, the man was killed privately behind closed doors. The people were not part of the process. I would’ve had him shot in an arena in front of tens of thousands of cheering spectators. That’s the way to get popular buy-in to what you are doing.”

“Disposing of the body by throwing it into the sea was a waste,” Castro added. “Nailing the body to a wall in a prominent place and letting it rot is the way to send a very potent message to your enemies that you mean business. I fear that the world has gone soft over the last 50 years.”

Dear Lord...I agree with Fidel Castro. I think that's a sign of the end times.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

I LOVE the satire posts! They fool SOOOO many Freepers - and you can’t blame them at all, with all the madness going on in this world.

[Past Your Eyes]

I need some attention. What’s up with this upstart getting it all?

[Bean Counter]

Fidel is lucky that he isn’t sporting a new anus in the middle of his forehead for the same reason Charles Manson is still eating Gubmint rations for breakfast every morning...it ain’t from a lack of trying, but they both were granted “Special Exceptions for Life” some time ago.

“Castro! You bearded fag! I’d like to chase you down the streets of Havana in my F-4!!”

The Great Santini

[Avery Iota Kracker]

Fidel is definitely implying that his own assassination would be more impressive. He’s a narcissist just like his hero Bore Ock.

[Free Vulcan]

"It was also ridiculous, ludicrous, perposterous, outrageous, reprehensible, unsensable, and downright unfriendly to man and beast!

Good one John!

[freedumb2003]

I think this your best ever.

b/c it MAY be true in the next day or so!

[musicman]

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[RedMDer]

This is FreeRepublic!
TEA Party On!
Defeat Obama!

WooHoo!!

This is FreeRepublic!
TEA Party On!
Defeat Obama!

WooHoo!!

[RedMDer]

Ooops. :)

[musicman]

(I visited about 40)

[RedMDer]

40... Wow! It is really a long one this time. It needs to end soon.

[musicman]

Yep!!