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DUmmie FUnnies 04-29-11 (Kloppenburg Is Just $10 From Being Elected In Wisconsin)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 29, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/29/2011 7:56:25 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Quick! Send money now! Don't think! JoAnne Kloppenburg is just $10 away from winning the Supreme Court Justice election in Wisconsin. Of course, the DUmmies have absolutely no memory of being scammed by Bev Harris and are now completely wasting their money again as you can see in this THREAD, "WI - Klopp needs $ & volunteers NOW for Wauk Co." I'm surprised that Head DUmmie Skinner has allowed this scam thread to remain but I guess he is too passive to take any action on it. Hey, he sat by and allowed the DUmmies to be scammed over and over again in the past. Anyway, it is great FUn to watch the DUmmies quickly revert to the SUcker mode yet again. Yes, DUmmies. Completely waste your bucks on a completely useless project. So let us now watch the DUmmies blow their bucks in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Bev Harris is still living in 5 star hotel suites thanx to DUmmie bucks, is in the [brackets]:

WI - Klopp needs $ & volunteers NOW for Wauk Co

[Mainly $$$. LOTS of $$$.]

PLEASE, we need volunteers and we need MONEY to have attorneys with election experience at these locations. Third day in a row for there to be problems with ballot bags in Waukesha County.

[DUmmie Lefta Dissenter posted this thread and I am wondering if that is the new screen name of Bev Harris.]

If you're able to come to Wisconsin, NOW IS THE TIME! If you're able to give money, NOW IS THE TIME!

[Drop the volunteers pretense and just admit it is really the BUCKS you want. Those 5 star hotel suites don't come cheap.]

Do you have any idea if Kloppenburg's team is aware of the things you've cited?

[Yes, and they are pleased to tell you that Kloppenburg is just $10 away from being elected.]

yes, they know and I just got off the phone with them. That's the first thing she said - they need money!

[Gee! What a surprise, Bev. Oops! I mean Lefta Dissta. Wink! Wink!]

The objections are entered through the recount process, and then the litigation begins! But it's difficult for the few volunteers we have to keep up with everything that is going on, know to file an objection, and not to be intimidated by the high-dollar attorney in the expensive suit who is telling the election officials that it's a non-issue. We need attorneys with election experience at these locations.

[Yes, let the left litigate all the elections they can't steal fair and square.]

My friend, who is also the attorney I work for, has been volunteering at one of the recount locations every minute it's been going, so far. Sometimes he's the only one there. We need volunteers, we need money, we need attorneys!

[Mainly you need MONEY.]

Can someone possibly contact Moveon.org? I've received email from them asking for donations for Kloppenburg and the recount. Maybe they can help mobilize volunteers and lawyers.

[P.T. Barnum said there was one born every minute and apparently DUmmie Matariki was born a minute ago.]

Aren't there any ATTORNEYS willing to volunteer? I thought there were plenty of Democratic lawyers.

[They are willing to volunteer but ONLY for $$$$$.]

thanks for the reminder, just sent $25

[P.T. Barnum handled your birth delivery.]

I got this from the Kloppenburg campaign also in case you don't have a credit card (which we don't). You can mail a check to this address:

[Bev Harris
Suite BBV
Fountainebleau Hotel
Miami Beach, FL.]

Sending in my last $50. I just sent in my last $50 until next Friday.

[And next Friday you can be a SUcker all over again!]

Where are the Dems???? I gave money to JoAnn and was in email contact with her campaign manager pre election. Now we have this very important recount going on. Posters here who are on the ground in WI are pleading for $$$ so we can AT LEAST HAVE A F*CKING ATTORNEY THERE!!!??? What's our $25 and $50's against Koch Bros $$$... Does not the national Dems have everything riding on these local races??? WTF!!! And don't get me started on what our MA reps are doing to unions there... They also need to wake the f*ck up and listen to the Firemen who are pissed off nationally. A little rambling by me folks, and I am sorry but...

[Send even more in NOW. Bev wants a new hotel suite with gold plumbing fixtures. How about if we get Randi Rhodes to plug this appeal for bucks again?]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; joannekloppenburg; wisconsinshowdown
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To: PJ-Comix
Aren't there any ATTORNEYS willing to volunteer? I thought there were plenty of Democratic lawyers.

See if Silky Pony is available.

41 posted on 04/29/2011 10:09:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Silky Phony.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I thought his name was “Love Lips”!


42 posted on 04/29/2011 10:29:12 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Darwinism is to Genesis as Global Warming is to Revelations.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Does not the national Dems have everything riding on these local races??? WTF!!!

Win The Future??

43 posted on 04/29/2011 10:30:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Wisconsin Tagline Fun.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Have you seen the following:

RECOUNT ALERT! SERIOUS BREAK IN CHAIN OF CUSTODY IN WAUKESHA COUNTY!

Cheers!

44 posted on 04/29/2011 10:35:26 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

I just laughed so loud that I woke my wife, thanks i needed a good chuckle.


45 posted on 04/30/2011 12:32:40 AM PDT by JerseyDvl (Sometimes the road less traveled.... is less traveled for a reason.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Screaming for other people’s money. Typical libs.


46 posted on 04/30/2011 4:44:07 AM PDT by PeteB570 (Islam is the sea in which the terrorist shark swims. It aids & comforts the shark on it's journey.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Aren't there any ATTORNEYS willing to volunteer? I thought there were plenty of Democrat[ic] lawyers.

[They are willing to volunteer but ONLY for $$$$$]

There are too many dim lawyers, and they work for several hundred $$$$$$s per hour. It's going to take a lot of $10.00 donations to pay for this non issue. But, the DUmmies will waste their money anyway.

47 posted on 04/30/2011 5:19:39 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The American taxpayer cannot support the tax and spend habits of DC.)
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To: cripplecreek

Out gross-you...

I had an obama. Thin, yellowish, runny and punctuated with pockets of hot wind.


48 posted on 04/30/2011 6:28:11 AM PDT by ExGeeEye (Freedom is saying "No!" to the Feds, and getting away with it. "Speak 'NO' to Power!")
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To: PJ-Comix

For the record, the unions and other outside sources threw in millions to try to get Kloppenberg elected. They failed by about seven thousand votes. There’s no way a recount will make up that seven thousand. Unless they use Dem counters. (smirk)


49 posted on 04/30/2011 8:29:32 AM PDT by driftless2 (For long-term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Third day in a row for there to be problems with ballot bags in Waukesha County.

What's a ballot bag and why is there a problem? Only problem DUmmies would have is the bags aren't being stuffed with counterfeit ballots fast enough or in great enough quantity.

50 posted on 04/30/2011 10:20:45 AM PDT by hattend (How much do you have to invest in the future before you've spent it and no longer have one? - Steyn)
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To: PJ-Comix
Does not the national Dems have everything riding on these local races???

English is our friend. Take a class, okay?

51 posted on 04/30/2011 11:59:56 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (Get involved! The world is run by people that show up.)
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To: PJ-Comix
But it's difficult for the few volunteers we have to keep up with everything that is going on, know to file an objection, and not to be intimidated by the high-dollar attorney in the expensive suit who is telling the election officials that it's a non-issue.

Everything is about money with this bunch--they are as obsessed with money as they are with skin color. How is money going to help some timid little basement dweller suddenly not be intimidated by a guy in a suit? (T-shirts-only for the DUmmies?)

52 posted on 05/07/2011 10:46:30 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!)
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