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DUmmie FUnnies 04-29-11 (Kloppenburg Is Just $10 From Being Elected In Wisconsin)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 29, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/29/2011 7:56:25 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Quick! Send money now! Don't think! JoAnne Kloppenburg is just $10 away from winning the Supreme Court Justice election in Wisconsin. Of course, the DUmmies have absolutely no memory of being scammed by Bev Harris and are now completely wasting their money again as you can see in this THREAD, "WI - Klopp needs $ & volunteers NOW for Wauk Co." I'm surprised that Head DUmmie Skinner has allowed this scam thread to remain but I guess he is too passive to take any action on it. Hey, he sat by and allowed the DUmmies to be scammed over and over again in the past. Anyway, it is great FUn to watch the DUmmies quickly revert to the SUcker mode yet again. Yes, DUmmies. Completely waste your bucks on a completely useless project. So let us now watch the DUmmies blow their bucks in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Bev Harris is still living in 5 star hotel suites thanx to DUmmie bucks, is in the [brackets]:

WI - Klopp needs $ & volunteers NOW for Wauk Co

[Mainly $$$. LOTS of $$$.]

PLEASE, we need volunteers and we need MONEY to have attorneys with election experience at these locations. Third day in a row for there to be problems with ballot bags in Waukesha County.

[DUmmie Lefta Dissenter posted this thread and I am wondering if that is the new screen name of Bev Harris.]

If you're able to come to Wisconsin, NOW IS THE TIME! If you're able to give money, NOW IS THE TIME!

[Drop the volunteers pretense and just admit it is really the BUCKS you want. Those 5 star hotel suites don't come cheap.]

Do you have any idea if Kloppenburg's team is aware of the things you've cited?

[Yes, and they are pleased to tell you that Kloppenburg is just $10 away from being elected.]

yes, they know and I just got off the phone with them. That's the first thing she said - they need money!

[Gee! What a surprise, Bev. Oops! I mean Lefta Dissta. Wink! Wink!]

The objections are entered through the recount process, and then the litigation begins! But it's difficult for the few volunteers we have to keep up with everything that is going on, know to file an objection, and not to be intimidated by the high-dollar attorney in the expensive suit who is telling the election officials that it's a non-issue. We need attorneys with election experience at these locations.

[Yes, let the left litigate all the elections they can't steal fair and square.]

My friend, who is also the attorney I work for, has been volunteering at one of the recount locations every minute it's been going, so far. Sometimes he's the only one there. We need volunteers, we need money, we need attorneys!

[Mainly you need MONEY.]

Can someone possibly contact Moveon.org? I've received email from them asking for donations for Kloppenburg and the recount. Maybe they can help mobilize volunteers and lawyers.

[P.T. Barnum said there was one born every minute and apparently DUmmie Matariki was born a minute ago.]

Aren't there any ATTORNEYS willing to volunteer? I thought there were plenty of Democratic lawyers.

[They are willing to volunteer but ONLY for $$$$$.]

thanks for the reminder, just sent $25

[P.T. Barnum handled your birth delivery.]

I got this from the Kloppenburg campaign also in case you don't have a credit card (which we don't). You can mail a check to this address:

[Bev Harris
Suite BBV
Fountainebleau Hotel
Miami Beach, FL.]

Sending in my last $50. I just sent in my last $50 until next Friday.

[And next Friday you can be a SUcker all over again!]

Where are the Dems???? I gave money to JoAnn and was in email contact with her campaign manager pre election. Now we have this very important recount going on. Posters here who are on the ground in WI are pleading for $$$ so we can AT LEAST HAVE A F*CKING ATTORNEY THERE!!!??? What's our $25 and $50's against Koch Bros $$$... Does not the national Dems have everything riding on these local races??? WTF!!! And don't get me started on what our MA reps are doing to unions there... They also need to wake the f*ck up and listen to the Firemen who are pissed off nationally. A little rambling by me folks, and I am sorry but...

[Send even more in NOW. Bev wants a new hotel suite with gold plumbing fixtures. How about if we get Randi Rhodes to plug this appeal for bucks again?]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; joannekloppenburg; wisconsinshowdown
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To: PJ-Comix

What exactly are these idiots fighting for?
Higher taxes to pay low level government employees massive salaries, benefits and retirement and let everything else go to sh!t?

These morons need a reality check.


21 posted on 04/29/2011 8:32:43 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: cripplecreek

I do my best work in the morning.Had a record class Obama yesterday.


22 posted on 04/29/2011 8:36:55 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Farmer Dean

How many Courics are in one Obama?

(South Park reference)


23 posted on 04/29/2011 8:43:26 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Persevero
That's probably what Soros told them when they asked him to ‘chip in.’
24 posted on 04/29/2011 8:44:34 PM PDT by JPG ("Mr. President, GAME ON." - Sarah Palin)
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To: PJ-Comix

Those poor things. They are pitiful.


25 posted on 04/29/2011 8:46:17 PM PDT by Mears
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To: PJ-Comix
WI - Klopp needs $ & volunteers NOW for Wauk Co

Wauk like an Election . . .

26 posted on 04/29/2011 8:52:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (By the Bungles.)
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Crickey. I need to start a DUmp account and make some bogus bona-fides before 2012. Then I can start a pay-pal account and ask for donations to help fix things like Wisconsin. I will have all of my mortgages paid before 2013.


27 posted on 04/29/2011 8:54:22 PM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ...In the US the number is 54%)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Wauk like an Election”

Sweeeet....Bangles reference


28 posted on 04/29/2011 8:56:33 PM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ...In the US the number is 54%)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Don't tie me to this you nut!



29 posted on 04/29/2011 8:57:10 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ, send her some Walgreen coupons for douche.


30 posted on 04/29/2011 8:58:26 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum
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To: PJ-Comix
PLEASE, we need volunteers and we need MONEY. . . .

How about coupons? Maybe PJ could get you a BOGO for additional Democrat votes.

31 posted on 04/29/2011 9:15:33 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (JoAnne Couponburg.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Third day in a row for there to be problems with ballot bags in Waukesha County.

We DEMAND voter-verified paper ballot-bags!

32 posted on 04/29/2011 9:19:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DU it for Andy!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, we don’t call them DUmmies for nothing.


33 posted on 04/29/2011 9:22:27 PM PDT by Bullish (IT ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH HEADS ON PIKES)
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To: PJ-Comix
We need volunteers, we need money, we need attorneys!

How about BO sticks? PJ can get you a PASSEL of BO sticks.

34 posted on 04/29/2011 9:23:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BO GO.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Can someone possibly contact Moveon.org? I've received email from them asking for donations. . . .

I think you should contact Moron.org.

35 posted on 04/29/2011 9:25:54 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Moran.org?)
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To: mnehring

I like to think of it as a Kloppinghorse.


36 posted on 04/29/2011 9:32:19 PM PDT by technically right
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To: PJ-Comix

What happened? Did the Wisconsin public employee unions run out of money and “volunteers”?


37 posted on 04/29/2011 9:34:30 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Member Emeritus of Vitriolics Anonymous.)
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To: mowowie

“What exactly are these idiots fighting for?
Higher taxes to pay low level government employees massive salaries, benefits and retirement and let everything else go to sh!t?”

Nope. They’re fighting for mandatory union dues to funnel money to demscum nationally, who in turn vote for more handouts so they can afford more pizza in their mamma’s basements.

And yes, they need a reality check. Sadly, we’re ALL going to get a nasty one in the coming months. (Can you say “depression” and “hyper inflation”?)


38 posted on 04/29/2011 9:37:30 PM PDT by piytar (Talga Vassternich)
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To: PJ-Comix
KLOPPENBURG-O-METER

39 posted on 04/29/2011 9:44:10 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: mnehring

It’s a verb.


40 posted on 04/29/2011 9:53:01 PM PDT by ScoopAmma (We are led by the Resident -in Chief; aka part-time member of Webelo Troop 44)
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