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Superman Renounces U.S. Citizenship
The Constitution Club ^
| 04-28-11
| The Rat
Posted on 04/28/2011 8:44:58 PM PDT by TheConservativeCitizen
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To: TheConservativeCitizen
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posted on
04/28/2011 8:55:25 PM PDT
by
BigCinBigD
(Northern flags in South winds flutter...)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
Where’s the kryptonite when you really need it...?
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:03:44 PM PDT
by
freebilly
To: TheConservativeCitizen
To: TheConservativeCitizen
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:05:39 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(FreeRepublic. Now, More Than Ever.)
To: BigCinBigD
I say it’s time for Batman to kick his ass again, like he did in Dark Knight Returns (the comic).
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:09:01 PM PDT
by
Clock King
(Ellisworth Toohey was right: My head's gonna explode.)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
To: TheConservativeCitizen
Wow! Under Obummers watch he lost Egypt, the value of a dollar and Superman.
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:13:44 PM PDT
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
"I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember my hand at your throat... I want you to remember the one man who beat you..." - Batman
To: TheConservativeCitizen
...The jaded underworld is riding high...
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:22:24 PM PDT
by
DGHoodini
(Iran Azadi)
To: DGHoodini
Lord, here comes the flood....
(One of the best albums, ever)
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:25:47 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: TheConservativeCitizen
Let me guess...for his next trick he will announce that he was really shtuping Lewis Lane.
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:27:31 PM PDT
by
Trod Upon
(Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
To: Trod Upon
That’s impossible, his jizz would blow a hole through her hoo-hoo.
It’s been theoretically proven.
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:36:23 PM PDT
by
sinanju
To: TheConservativeCitizen
Screw him.
Dear Lex Luthor:
Have your way with this traitor.
We don’t want him anymore.
Sincerely,
Vendome.
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:42:11 PM PDT
by
Vendome
("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
To: TheConservativeCitizen; sinanju
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:43:13 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
Clark Kent is a reporter for the Daily Planet. Like all members of the MSM he has decided to denounce America.
He is hoping it will save his job and get him a position as a TV journalist.
To: TheConservativeCitizen
he is too connected with the world to limit himself to a singular national identity Maybe he will start following Islamic values like a lot of other Western nihilists and we'll see him smashing down churches and killing women who don't wear burquas in the next series.
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posted on
04/28/2011 10:32:01 PM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("The time will come when Winter will ask you what you were doing all Summer" -- Henry Clay)
To: TheConservativeCitizen; Lizavetta
The Man of Steel said that he has been thinking too small, Cognitive dissonance. While Obaama is doubtless "small" (hung like a ...hamster), I think it'd be going too far to call him the "Man of Steel". (Steal, yes, as in National Debt; or wet noodle, as in Moochelle is *very* disappointed)
To quote FReeper Lizavetta for an Obaama haiku:
The wifey looks mad
Could it be that his johnson
Came from his white side?
And speaking of Teh One as Superman -- why doesn't anyone just bring a hunk of Kryptonite to his next fundraiser?
Cheers!
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posted on
04/28/2011 10:54:08 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: sinanju; Trod Upon
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posted on
04/28/2011 10:57:21 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: grey_whiskers
OH that is a funny Haiku!!! I have done some, too:
Birthers and Obots
We spell Moron with an “A”
They worship the “O”
and my wine one:
Franzia wine rocks!
In its little cardboard box.
Replenish your stocks!!!
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posted on
04/28/2011 10:58:23 PM PDT
by
Squeeky
("Truth is so rare that it is delightful to tell it. " Emily Dickinson)
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