Cognitive dissonance. While Obaama is doubtless "small" (hung like a ...hamster), I think it'd be going too far to call him the "Man of Steel". (Steal, yes, as in National Debt; or wet noodle, as in Moochelle is *very* disappointed)
To quote FReeper Lizavetta for an Obaama haiku:
The wifey looks mad
Could it be that his johnson
Came from his white side?
And speaking of Teh One as Superman -- why doesn't anyone just bring a hunk of Kryptonite to his next fundraiser?
Cheers!
OH that is a funny Haiku!!! I have done some, too:
Birthers and Obots
We spell Moron with an “A”
They worship the “O”
and my wine one:
Franzia wine rocks!
In its little cardboard box.
Replenish your stocks!!!