[mnehring]

He will announce that he just made the most fabulous flip flop on a position in history. A flip flop that is so amazing, he had it gold plated. He will now copyright and brand all political flip flops as “Doing a Trump” and charge any politician who flip flops on an issue royalties.

[Prokopton]

The medium is the message. How much interest would there be if one of the other contenders was going to make an announcement?

[macquire]

He has Obama’s birth certificate and Barack is a SHE.

[JerseyHighlander]

A new addition to his line of MLM marketed mood enhancing energy drinks.

[Shqipo]

It's a Friday night Document Dump in reverse.

[Josh Painter]

He will announce that he has the coveted Hilly Clinton, Chuck Schumer, and Charles Rangel endorsements. Payback for his generous donations to their campaigns.

- JP

[Pearls Before Swine]

My guess: To avoid embarrassing disclosures during the election season, he’s going to come clean and admit to a comb-over.

[Jonty30]

I’ll wait for the highlights.

[Cyman]

Yes, my comb over starts from my left butt cheek but I only dye the part above my shoulders..

[Mobties]

I wonder how many references he’s going to make about how rich he is.
And in that same vein, I wonder if or how much this campaign talk is all about increasing the ratings and cash flow for his TV and other commercial interests.

I’m not sayin’, I’m jist sayin’

[BookmanTheJanitor]

he's getting back with Ivana

[Ditter]

I heard Trump on the radio today and he said he would be making an announcement about when he will make another announcement. The second announcement will be about whether he will run or not and it will happen before June.

[Viking2002]

Let me guess: he's going to announce that Obama's birth certificate was found buried inside the Ark Of The Covenant on a South Pacific atoll, between the graves of Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa. And it's being guarded by an alien junk yard dog from Regulus IV that's suffering from a case of the mange.

Am I getting warm?

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Matchett-PI]

It will be what he said it would be on Hannity last night and again on Rush today. Too bad you weren’t tuned in.

[EverOnward]

If Trump is such a conservative, why has he donated so much money over the years to liberals? He didn’t attend any of the Tea Parties. He’s a business associate of Soros. His mouth says all the right things of late; however, what one does speaks so much louder.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

This for real? I ain’t seeing this on any other site.

[chittlin]

He is announcing that his latest venture will be in refurbishing and resale of used/abused martial aid products.

[rfp1234]

Jim Traficant will be his running mate.

[SkyDancer]

For a guy with as much money as he does he could afford a good hairpiece. I mean like William Shatner, Burt Reynolds, Charleston Heston to name a few.

[shibumi]

Your post says this is an excerpt.

There’s no article at the link.

Why did you indicate that there was something more to read?