Shiny Pony Freaking-Out at the Prospect of Going to Prison: "I'd kill myself first!"

Reaganite Republican ^ | April 7, 2011 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

Happier times...

The National Enquirer -which first broke the Edwards/Hunter scandal in 2007- is now reporting that those close to the foolhardy egomaniac say he's lost 20lbs... is a "broken spirit" who's drinking heavily... and even entertains suicidal thoughts now that a trip to the Gray Bar Hotel seems possible- if not likely.

Of particular concern is John Edward's former staffer Andrew Young, who's actually got an Edwards "sex tape" -for which Rielle Hunter is now suing- and wrote a book (published in February) regarding a cover-up that once had him claiming to be father of Edwards' and Hunter's love child. And the myriad additional revelations within reveal a cynical megalomaniac/moral black-hole entirely unlike the smiling, tanned Ken Doll once presented for electoral consumption.

Mr Young now appears ready to take the stand against his former boss in any trial(s) that results from current federal grand jury investigation into just how much campaign money he steered to space cadet/ homewrecker Rielle Hunter.

According to a report today in The Daily Mail, when John Edwards' legal team informed him that he may be facing hard time, the disgraced show horse bawled his eyes out and exclaimed "I won't go to jail- I'd kill myself first!".

Small wonder then that the Left remains obsessed with slandering Bush and Cheney ad infinitum... they need to warp the curve a bit, look at the shameless reprobates they put up for president.

And millions were ready to even put this guy in the White House. At least Obama's sufficiently terrified of his wife- who -judging by the effeminate demeanor- appears to have had that boy fixed.

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[Reaganite Republican]

Not to be stupid, but I can’t find his ID

“Moderator” same thing?

[nevergore]

As much as I despise the man, I hope for his children’s sake he doesn’t....

Hopefully, he recognizes and accepts responsibility for his mistakes in prison and grow from there.....

[DrC]

“I hope the judge sentences him to the maximum in prison when he is convicted.”

I’m hoping that the first Big Bubba he encounters has the presence of mind to observe “Life’s a bitch, ain’t it?” before initiating the Silky Pony into the world of prison bitches.

[VRWCmember]

I just usually type “admin moderator” in the To: field and I find that works. (see above)

They are usually pretty good about correcting typos or incorrect words in titles.

[TexasRepublic]

So long, John, and take your running mate with you!

[dfwgator]

[dfwgator]

It would save taxpayers money.

For him, that would be a first.

[Reaganite Republican]

Yes, I’ve noticed they are very sharp catching mispellings and such- very helpful

Much obliged, VRWCm- enjoy your day