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DUmmie FUnnies 03-09-11 (DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Wisconsin Senate Vote)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 9, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/09/2011 7:13:23 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Freudenschade, baby!

Remember how a couple of weeks ago the DUmmies were proclaiming victory for the public employee unions in Wisconsin? Well, once again, their victory celebrations were premature since tonight the Wisconsin senate voted to ELIMINATE collective bargaining for public employee unions. As can be expected, the DUmmies have gone absolutely BERSERK over this as you can see in this THREAD, "The Wisconsin FULL SENATE passes anti-union bill 18-1 vote." So let us now watch the DUmmies eat crow once again in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to much Drama Queen activity over the next few weeks, is in the [brackets]:

The Wisconsin FULL SENATE passes anti-union bill 18-1 vote

[And whose fault was it that all the Democrats were absent?]

Source: CNN's Breaking News Twitter feed

BreakingNews

In 18-1 vote, Wis. Senate approves bill to strip public employees of collective bargaining rights

[So how does that Freudenschade "victory" champagne taste? And now on to the Drama Queen DUmmie reactions...]

Recall the bastards.

[So you want the Democrat senators recalled back to Wisconsin?]

Full Senate my f*cking ass! Not one Democratic Senator was there to cast a vote.

[Boo! Hoo! It was those EVIL Republicans who prevented the Democrats from returning to Wisconsin to vote.]

Time is coming. For a general strike.

[Except for the pizza delivery guys.]

MAKE WALKER & HIS REPUBLICAN KOCH-WHORES REGRET THE DAY THEY BECAME A STATE LEGISLATOR. THESE FILTHY, GREEDY REPUBLICANS JUST SPAT IN EVERYONES' FACE WHILE TAKING A CRAP ON THE ELECTIONS THAT PUT THEM IN THOSE POSITIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

[Huh? Didn't they actually KEEP their election promises?]

I just got this flash. I cannot believe this. I am in shock, feel sick to my stomach, the hairs on my arms are standing up.

[What? No thrill going up your leg?]

Its a trap to get the Democratic Senators to come back

[Hee! Hee!]

The real people are awake and angry, and they are not the propped up Koch Klan's faux astroturf people. This will be a fight and we will win, we have no choice but to win.

[You will keep "winning" just like Charlie Sheen has been "winning."]

I wish I had your optimism! I'm sick to my stomach and on the verge of balling my eyes out.

[If you need help, Ben Burch would love to be balling your eyes out.]

I have alot of vacation time - I may be headed to Nashville to help out in Tennessee.

[Most DUmmies are on a permanent vacation.]

Do you assume that something is unconstitutional just because you oppose it?

They've had this option since day one.

[A Kewpie Doll to this lousy Killjoy.]

they didn't change any rules, just changed the bill. they didnt need a quorum of 20 if they stripped out all financial aspects of the bill. This is what I was warning about two weeks ago and people said I was crazy to suggest it. I'm not surprised and neither should you be.

[Can I just lean back now and allow you to apply the chloroform hankie to my nose?]

Fitzgerald and the rest of the Repukes will suffer no repercussions for this.

[NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]

F*CKING SCUMBAGS!!!!!!

[Are you in the mood to sing the Mr. Roger's song?]

Boycott WI products. Time we taught them a lesson and stop buying their cheese and other goods.

[No cheese on your pizzas.]

THIS CANNOT STAND! THE PEOPLE, UNITED, SHALL *NEVER* BE DEFEATED!

[Time to chant that communist song.]

This is it folks. GENERAL STRIKE! Let's show these rats who runs this country, big business, or WE THE PEOPLE!

[A call for a GENERAL STRIKE from a DUmmie who DOESN'T WORK.]

It's a trap Dems.....stay away...

[Hee! Hee! Yes, stay out of Wisconsin for the next 10 years.]

There is NO surprise in the wretchedness of Republicans there is no depth low enough for them to squat. There is no act too treacherous and riddled with lies that they cannot attempt.

[It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?]

There will be repercussions. And I can only hope that they are far reaching and deeply destructive to the Republican Party in WI...and everywhere. They have shown a contempt and disregard for Democracy and America's workers EVERYWHERE. Government BY the people? Not to Republicans. And this cannot be permitted to stand.

[It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?]

"Scum" is a compliment regarding these creatures. But name calling does nothing. FIGHT THEM. NEVER let up. Never let them sleep. Do not go silently into the night. FIGHT THEM. Every.way.we.can.

[I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.]

Strike!!! And don't f*ck around about it, run those picket lines the old school way, enough of this shit!!

[So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?]

I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE

[LOL! That is actually the FUnniest line on this entire thread. In fact, I put this into nomination for the DUmmie Post of the Year.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; getajob; strike; wisconsin; wisconsinshowdown
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To: jurroppi1

Thanks for helping me overcome my social awkwardnesses.


101 posted on 03/10/2011 7:01:56 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: jurroppi1

Thanks for helping me overcome my social awkwardnesses.


102 posted on 03/10/2011 7:03:37 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: PJ-Comix

I love ya, Peej. :)


103 posted on 03/10/2011 7:07:03 AM PST by Lazamataz (NPR is the ACORN of the media world.)
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To: Disambiguator

um, sure... I found it quickly, so I figured why not post it. Those were strange days indeed - seems like a long string of them since.


104 posted on 03/10/2011 8:11:44 AM PST by jurroppi1
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To: AlexW

Some of them over there really tickle me, and this one has to be a true Dummie or a well rounded lousy freeper troll. Classic.


105 posted on 03/10/2011 8:21:15 AM PST by commonguymd (Freedom is a myth anymore it seems)
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To: Lazamataz
I love ya, Peej. :)

Isn't it a tad early in the day to be at the homoerotic stage of drunkenness?

106 posted on 03/10/2011 8:27:41 AM PST by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: kevkrom

107 posted on 03/10/2011 8:46:39 AM PST by Lazamataz (NPR is the ACORN of the media world.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“FIGHT THEM.”

I say bring it iceholes!


108 posted on 03/10/2011 8:47:19 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: CSM
Death Threats Sent to WI Rep. Senators: “You Will Be Killed and Your Families Will Also Be Killed”

Liberals show their compassionate nature.

109 posted on 03/10/2011 1:26:23 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Being happy is not a matter of destinty. It is a matter of options. /Dali Lama)
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To: PJ-Comix
Government BY the people? Not to Republicans

A typical DUmmy's reaction to government by the people when it doesn't yield the result he or she wants. His beef is that what he wants is not what the majority of WI voters want.

Get used to it DUmmy, the majority of American people are sick and tired of seeing our nation being driven into bankruptcy and eventual destruction by union thugs for whom everything they demand and get this time is never, ever enough next time.

110 posted on 03/11/2011 7:44:22 PM PST by epow (I don't need a treadmill, I exercise by jumping to conclusions.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

AMC - Kenosha


111 posted on 03/12/2011 6:10:25 AM PST by TenthAmendmentChampion (Darwinism is to Genesis as Global Warming is to Revelations.)
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To: commonguymd

This post HAS to be the funniest and most satisfying Dummie Funnies I’ve read in some time!!!!!

I love to see the rats reactions... so sweet!


112 posted on 03/13/2011 11:02:37 AM PDT by JeffreyH ("Est Sularus oth Mithas")
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