Posted on 12/16/2010 9:50:17 AM PST by jpf
Today in the blog we're going to say six nice things about President Obama because I promised my wife that we would. I was trying to put this off a little longer because:
A. Most of the audience for this blog is going to hate this and may never come back
B. I'm going to hate this and may never come back
How did this happen? Well, the wife has been after me about there being too much negativity here, about how often I criticize Barack Obama, and how I just generally come off as a raving lunatic. Personally I think that's my charm but she doesn't.
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There are rules, of course, one being that I can't be sarcastic. I can't say that Barack Obama is going to be a one term President and count that as good thing number one or mention how his policies led to a Republican house of Representatives and count that as good thing number two, so I won't.
snip http://flood-mybigmouth.blogspot.com/
(Excerpt) Read more at flood-mybigmouth.blogspot.com ...
no thanks
Sounds like you need a new wife.
no thanks
Mega mega dittos.
Is this your own blog? Why is this an excerpt?
>>A. Most of the audience for this blog is going to hate this and may never come back <<
You gotta go there first, before you can “come back”.
“no thanks”
I can’t say I blame you necessarily.
I like this. We should absolutely find six good things to say about Obama:
1. He doesn’t make public statements when he plays golf
2. He can’t socialize anything when he plays golf.
3. My golf game is better than his, and mine is terrible.
4. He doesn’t bow down to other leaders when he golfs.
5 He doesn’t lie to the country when he is playing golf.
6. He plays a lot of golf.
Absolutely looks like he married a LIBTARD, very sad.
Don’t mind the savaging you’re going to get for excerpting your blog. I made that mistake here once, too—once. We live through it.
My husband sometimes tells me the same thing as your wife—your blogs are focused on all the evil in the government, etc., you should write something positive! Well, I’m POSITIVE our country is in big trouble. So there.
At least you made an attempt, Joe.
If he’s so articulate how come he can’t express himself without a teleprompter?
I thought it was rather nice actually. And he does have a point...one could go on all day listing things about Obama, all of them negative.
The things he’s listed are true...
I like how the blog ended though: Coming up on the blog; Friday, 5 okay things about Joe Stalin, Monday, 4 ways that Hitler wasn’t quite as evil as initially thought, Tuesday 3 reasons why Julian Assange might not burn in hell, Wednesday, 2 reasons George Soros may not be the anti-christ after all, Thursday, Satan was once an angel you know, and on Christmas Eve, Bin Laden, pure evil? (yup).
But the only thing he writes about (at least that isn't locked up somewhere) is himself. And there are rumors that at least one of his autobiographies was ghost written.
Congrats, Joe. I don’t think I could have done that.
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
1.He has a nice dog
2.He lives in a nice house
3.His chauffeur drives a cool car
4.He is not obese
5.He can read
6. He can kill flies.
This is the best I can do. It was painful.
Santa, please bring me a lot of coal this winter. Thank you.
Every Serial Killer was once an innocent newborn.
There is nothing good within this man, Obama, absolutely nothing.
You're not using FR to fish for blog hits, are you?
“And there are rumors that at least one of his autobiographies was ghost written.”
Nothing mines comedy gold like the truth. I think the phrase “..one of his autobiographies..” is hilarious. The size of O’s ego is amazing.
Numbers 3, 4 & 6 are bull.
3. He’s articulate. No reading off a telepropter is not articulation.
4. He’s a good writer. He did not write his books and they were not any good, hard to follow.
6. He does have courage. Saying he inhaled is not courage. He cannot even defend his own policies he is spinless.
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