Posted on 11/24/2010 9:06:44 AM PST by Stoutcat
During this most busy travel season, delays are unavoidable. And with many people threatening to boycott the new TSA scanning/ pat-down process, delays are likely to be even longer.
As a public service to our readers, Grand Rants would like to offer a few suggestions that can minimize your delays and make your travel a bit safer and less burdensome...
10.) Who me? Oh, Im not actually going anywhere. But its been months since Ive been on a date and
9.) Im ready, babe, and my seatback and tray tables are in their full upright position, if you get my drift.
8.) What do you say we get a couple of Long Island Iced Teas and then get down to business here?
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What, no reach around?
Can I request that hot lookin’ guy over there ?
7. Put some goggles on. I had a hot Taco for Lunch.
, better read this -
(live link in my next post)
http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/30286
If you are living under the assumption that this illegal program has anything to do with security, you are wearing BIG blinders.
Ya know.. in several countries we’d now be married.
If you find a red wire, don’t pull on it.
My wife calls it “Da bomb” if you know what I mean.
LOL!
If you don’t want the genie, don’t rub on the lamp.
Is that a Banana in your pocket? Or are ya just glad ta see me?
Wow. If this doesn’t have its own thread, it should. Also please, everyone, forward to your ping and email lists.
Ping. You - and we - are being targeted for surveillance according to the memo discussed in this article. It really is becoming the TSSA and DHSS (as in SS).
Okay, I am cleaning my screen and keyboard after that...
I second the motion that this deserves its own thread. Good find.
Okay. Is that for real, or a Photoshop?
If real, that sign alone is grounds for civil disobedience...
Wow, that’s some sign.
It might as well say, “Do not even think about exercising your First Amendment rights while we violate your Fourth Amendment rights.”
That’s what the TSA union goon said to me.
;o)
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