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Top 10 Things NOT To Say During TSA Pat-Down
Grand Rants ^ | 11-24-10 | Gerry Ashley

Posted on 11/24/2010 9:06:44 AM PST by Stoutcat

During this most busy travel season, delays are unavoidable. And with many people threatening to boycott the new TSA scanning/ pat-down process, delays are likely to be even longer.

As a public service to our readers, Grand Rants would like to offer a few suggestions that can minimize your delays and make your travel a bit safer and less burdensome...

10.) Who me? Oh, I’m not actually going anywhere. But it’s been months since I’ve been on a date and…

9.) I’m ready, babe, and my seatback and tray tables are in their full upright position, if you get my drift.

8.) What do you say we get a couple of Long Island Iced Teas and then get down to business here?

...

(Excerpt) Read more at grandrants.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society; Travel
KEYWORDS: adulthumor; alreadyposted; tsa; tsapervs
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1 posted on 11/24/2010 9:06:47 AM PST by Stoutcat
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To: Stoutcat

What, no reach around?


2 posted on 11/24/2010 9:11:18 AM PST by Grunthor (Touch my junk and Ill knock you the f**k out)
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To: Stoutcat

Can I request that hot lookin’ guy over there ?


3 posted on 11/24/2010 9:12:30 AM PST by maine yankee
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To: Stoutcat

7. Put some goggles on. I had a hot Taco for Lunch.


4 posted on 11/24/2010 9:12:54 AM PST by PA-RIVER
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To: Stoutcat
Better keep your mouth shut, comrade

, better read this -

(live link in my next post)

http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/30286

If you are living under the assumption that this illegal program has anything to do with security, you are wearing BIG blinders.

5 posted on 11/24/2010 9:13:28 AM PST by maine-iac7 (We Stand Together of We Fall Apart)
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To: Stoutcat

http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/30286


6 posted on 11/24/2010 9:14:06 AM PST by maine-iac7 (We Stand Together of We Fall Apart)
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To: Stoutcat

Ya know.. in several countries we’d now be married.


7 posted on 11/24/2010 9:20:38 AM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: Stoutcat
Grope Me; TSA
8 posted on 11/24/2010 9:23:04 AM PST by missnry (The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
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To: Stoutcat

If you find a red wire, don’t pull on it.


9 posted on 11/24/2010 9:23:37 AM PST by tacticalogic
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To: Stoutcat

My wife calls it “Da bomb” if you know what I mean.


10 posted on 11/24/2010 9:26:56 AM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: tacticalogic

LOL!


11 posted on 11/24/2010 9:28:54 AM PST by samtheman
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To: Stoutcat

If you don’t want the genie, don’t rub on the lamp.


12 posted on 11/24/2010 9:31:20 AM PST by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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To: tacticalogic

Is that a Banana in your pocket? Or are ya just glad ta see me?


13 posted on 11/24/2010 9:32:18 AM PST by screaminsunshine (Americanism vs Communism)
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To: maine-iac7

Wow. If this doesn’t have its own thread, it should. Also please, everyone, forward to your ping and email lists.


14 posted on 11/24/2010 9:32:18 AM PST by piytar (0's idea of power: the capacity to inflict unlimited pain and suffering on another human being. 1984)
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To: Huskrrrr; Jim Robinson

Ping. You - and we - are being targeted for surveillance according to the memo discussed in this article. It really is becoming the TSSA and DHSS (as in SS).


15 posted on 11/24/2010 9:34:30 AM PST by piytar (0's idea of power: the capacity to inflict unlimited pain and suffering on another human being. 1984)
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To: Grunthor

Okay, I am cleaning my screen and keyboard after that...


16 posted on 11/24/2010 9:39:09 AM PST by rlmorel ("We treat terrorists with kid gloves, and our citizens with rubber gloves." Rush Limbaugh)
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To: piytar; maine-iac7

I second the motion that this deserves its own thread. Good find.


17 posted on 11/24/2010 9:40:09 AM PST by Hieronymus (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G.K. Chesterton)
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To: maine-iac7

Okay. Is that for real, or a Photoshop?

If real, that sign alone is grounds for civil disobedience...


18 posted on 11/24/2010 9:40:45 AM PST by rlmorel ("We treat terrorists with kid gloves, and our citizens with rubber gloves." Rush Limbaugh)
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To: maine-iac7

Wow, that’s some sign.

It might as well say, “Do not even think about exercising your First Amendment rights while we violate your Fourth Amendment rights.”


19 posted on 11/24/2010 9:41:18 AM PST by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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To: rlmorel

That’s what the TSA union goon said to me.

;o)


20 posted on 11/24/2010 9:42:04 AM PST by Grunthor (Touch my junk and Ill knock you the f**k out)
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