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President Hampered by Unconstrained Brilliance
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 20 November 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/21/2010 12:29:27 PM PST by John Semmens

President Obama’s low approval status among American voters is being attributed to his “unconstrained brilliance” and “incomparable talent” by a pair of leading Democrats.

White House senior adviser and longtime Obama friend Valerie Jarrett contends that “his extraordinary talent is so far above that of the average person that there is a disconnect that fosters envy and jealousy. People are refusing to respond positively to his genius out of spite. They are crucifying him just like they crucified Jesus.”

Vice-President Joe Biden argued that “the President is brilliant beyond our comprehension. He makes the rest of us look like morons. It is we who have let him down. The failure of his policies is not due to any fault of his. We are just too stupid to get with the program and do our part to make him succeed.”

Biden theorized that Obama’s brilliance was the result of “having a Caucasian mother, being raised in a Caucasian neighborhood by Caucasian grandparents. This gives him the unique blend of a Black man’s strength and virility combined with the intellectual stimulation of a White upbringing. If both his parents had been Black and he’d grown up in the ghetto he’d probably have been a high school drop out and street thug with a prison record and a short life expectancy.”

The Vice-President did claim to have one advantage over the President. “My dog is smarter than his dog,” Biden boasted. “Hell, my dog is smarter than me. Maybe he should be the vice-president.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biden; genius; obama; satire; stupid; wasteoftime
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To: DariusBane
Aristotle? Plato? Morons!

Know your place, serf!


21 posted on 11/21/2010 1:09:51 PM PST by Conservative Tsunami (0bama - All the compassion of a crocodile, wisdom of a crack addict, and ethics of the devil himself)
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To: John Semmens

Obama is an illiterate affirmative action sock
puppet. He’s barely capable of reading the script
his handler’s put on the teleprompter. The
people who financed this moron must be
laughing their asses off at a gullible American
public.


22 posted on 11/21/2010 1:11:30 PM PST by Myrddin
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To: Conservative Tsunami

Nice Photo Shop!

But around here, without a sarcasm tag, you will probably be accused of being an Obama follower.

Lets just say the peeps don’t really think, they just type.


23 posted on 11/21/2010 1:12:42 PM PST by DariusBane (People are like sheep and have two speeds: grazing and stampede)
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To: John Semmens

Another great one, John! Thanks!!


24 posted on 11/21/2010 1:20:37 PM PST by jennings2004 ((Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
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To: DariusBane
Thanks, but I can't take credit for it.

Around here, without a sarcasm tag, you will probably be accused of being an Obama follower. Lets just say the peeps don’t really think, they just type.

I hear ya - nothing surprises me anymore. As a disclaimer, even I at times type without thinking ;-)

25 posted on 11/21/2010 1:21:03 PM PST by Conservative Tsunami (0bama - All the compassion of a crocodile, wisdom of a crack addict, and ethics of the devil himself)
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To: John Semmens
President Obama’s low approval status among American voters is being attributed to his “unconstrained brilliance” and “incomparable talent” by a pair of leading Democrats

The groupie media.

26 posted on 11/21/2010 1:34:08 PM PST by VRW Conspirator (The greatest deterrent to liberalism is sunlight.)
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To: reg45

We are all just too stupid to understand what Obrilliance is trying to explain to us.


27 posted on 11/21/2010 1:51:33 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2
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To: John Semmens

“He makes the rest of us look like morons.”

Speak for yourself, Joe. Oh... you were.


28 posted on 11/21/2010 2:08:14 PM PST by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: John Semmens

Obammy’s backers can package him any way they may but the rather faggy punk marxist is garbage and without his little teleprompter and some fool telling his sorry ass what to say is a slacker.
You B outa there fool,


29 posted on 11/21/2010 2:15:54 PM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) The more I see and know Obammy the more I think he's an a-hole.)
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To: John Semmens
Who Belongs to Phi Beta Kappa?

Guess who's not on the list?

30 posted on 11/21/2010 2:56:12 PM PST by smokingfrog (Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.)
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To: John Semmens

Over the top, but you can see Biden saying it!

Good one John.


31 posted on 11/21/2010 2:58:24 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
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To: watchdogmom

PUKE!


32 posted on 11/21/2010 5:18:53 PM PST by ronnie raygun (V)
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