Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
braking news! LOL!
If I were a blog pimp,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd pimpy pimp my blog.
If I were a blog pimp.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a bloggy bloggy pimp,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
Takes after her father, I guess?
I'd post my threads with links by the dozen
Right in the middle of FR
With excerpts leading all to my awesome blog
There would be lots of blog hits just going up
And I would never have to feel down
Ah, yes I would be raking in the dough!
I’ve got a craving for some of the chili-flavored Fritos.
Many of them do it EXACTLY like the Malkin etc threads are done.I don't know their intent.Not exactly. In form perhaps, but NOT in intent.
Do you know how many clicks have to be relayed to make any money?
Several thousand to make a few dollars.
Some of these bloggers are making $.32 a year or so.
I stand by my statement, some of them are exactly like what I said.
Some blogs are even posted by people other than the blogger themselves.
These blogpimps often have nothing to impart other than a stolen video.
Yea, we've beaten that fact into the ground already.
But comparing THEM to the current crop of blogpimps is not in any way a valid comparison
Well, I'm not doing that.
I think the bloggers forum is a good effective way to get information out from bloggers.
There are many good ones here, If they excerpt, fine.
I've seen many fine articles posted by them but then the thread is hijacked just because they excerpted.
Keep after the ones that are abusing the system, leave the others alone is what should be done.
Of course we have a different take on what is and what is not abusing the system. Oh well. Heh
Sorry, I wasn’t clear in the distinction I was trying to make.
At that post and the discussion before it, the Admin Moderators made a difference between “high level” content from someone like Malkin versus a less recognized blogger.
I know of no list, but I follow the Admin Nod’s and humblegunners posts so I have learned some that are to be treated as news sites at the Admin’s request.
I wish that it was a published list like the required excerpts, but I have not found that.
Cheers
Wow, you should use that for your tagline!
Your present one is a little inaccurate.
How much do bloggers get for each hit they get from their advertizing?
It's not the whole article it's those that post two sentences.
Depends
I try to do so. The lines get blurred, it's a rough job.
I think the bloggers forum is a good effective way to get information out from bloggers.
I would completely agree if they would just POST IT there!
Of course we have a different take on what is and what is not abusing the system.
Hell, who don't? ;-)
I know of no list, but I follow the Admin Nod’s and humblegunners posts
The Land of Nod and hg...whata combo!
I don't follow anyone's posts. That would be scary!
Nothing personal, but I posted two thypos purposely, but only the "two" one caught anyone.
The HMTL one wasn't caught...even by professional Grammar Police!
You spammed this thread twice and your posts were removed. Uh, wrong again, peabrain. Yes my post was removed. But it was NOT removed for "spamming" your thread. It was removed because I made fun of your screen name.See the mods had no problem with me returning the favor of spamming YOUR thread since you have made it a personal crusade to attack me personally on my threads! You know, calling me gay and the like with your multiple screen names like you've done and all.
Still, I find it to be some hilarious hypocrisy that you and your puppet screen names want to cruise throughout FR and spam other people's threads with your baseless attacks and name calling, yet you have the gall to get mad when the favor is returned and people come to spam your vanity thread? You truly are Democrat plants sent here to ruin FR.
One MILLION Dollars!
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