Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish theyd go to h***,
Oh I wish theyd *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimps Song
(tune: Ive been working on the RR)
Ive been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
Ive been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I dont care what others think!
Im just sitting round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
Im trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, Im a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
Now read the rest of my post to you, and it will make sense
Yes, two high. You know, like Everest and K2 — two high.
Ironic ain’t it?
There is a BIG defference between freepers posting article from bretbart and blogpimps who promote their own personal site.
I (and some other) will follow the direction of the Admin Moderators and Jim Robinson.
Please note that they see differences between someone like Malkin and others.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2594949/posts?page=15#15
Bloggers are nefarious in their schemes. Don't be fooled.
They play at being wily.
Or Jayne Mansfield tanning her tummy?
I'll ping him as he should be aware you did that.
I think there is something in the directions about thread hijcaking. Or maybe just common courtesy.
I don’t get it, sorry.
Well then I should be the one to apologize for joke failure. I was giving another exapmple of “two high”
Many of them do it EXACTLY like the Malkin etc threads are done.
Oh, BTW Malkin and Breitbarts sites are being promoted here when articles are posted from their websites.
And they have advertizing.
OIC.
You must be as old as I am if you’re using Jayne Mansfield as an example. Aren’t there some younger, more alive starlets to cite these days? ;-D
I got the joke. I’m was a fan of Jayne Mansfield and her jubtabulosity.
To Pimp My Blog or Not to Pimp my Blog? That is the question. :>
So what? That has nothing to do with anything. Others are posting their stuff. Malkin and Breitbart aren't pimping their personal sites for hits. Unlike with blogpimps, Breitbart and Malkin have nothing to do with some freepers' decisions to link to their sites. That is so apples vs. oranges...
I’m so sorry to tell you guys the really bad news. Miss Mansfield passed away. In 1967.
Not exactly. In form perhaps, but NOT in intent.
Any jackwagon can create a blog. That does not make what is written there worthwhile.
These blogpimps often have nothing to impart other than a stolen video.
The rare exception has written an opinion piece based on another source.
These gems of literary insight are then excerpted in order to
get hits FOR MONEY. I'm in great favor of capitalism but only
in favor or payment for value. Usually there is none. And they USE us as an advertising platform.
Yes, Malkin and Coulter write stuff. GOOD stuff. And it is excerpted here.
I'm fine with that. But comparing THEM to the current
crop of blogpimps is not in any way a valid comparison.
Winston Churchill was a politician.
So is the corrupt county clerk of Bumsoak County, Indiana.
I like Churchill. Should I then state that I like politicians?
Including the corrupt county clerk of Bumsoak County, Indiana?
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