[dirtboy]

How about show tunes? (to the tune of "If I Was a Rich Man")

If I were a blog pimp,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd pimpy pimp my blog.
If I were a blog pimp.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a bloggy bloggy pimp,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

There's more :)

I'd post my threads with links by the dozen
Right in the middle of FR
With excerpts leading all to my awesome blog
There would be lots of blog hits just going up
And I would never have to feel down
Ah, yes I would be raking in the dough!