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I'm a democrat (sung to the lunberjack song)
My Mind
| 8/31/2010
| Sniper63
Posted on 08/31/2010 8:30:01 AM PDT by sniper63
I'm a Democrat and I'm for gays
I sleep all night and I scream all day
I hug big trees, I eat wild nuts
I protest the RNC
On Wednesdays I go marching
and protest the Anti Greens
I hug big trees, I scream and rant
I like to blame Bush followers
I accept the Muslim clothing
and help forget the towers
I hug big trees, I carry signs
supporter of Islam
I wish I'd been a Muslim
Just like dear O'bama.
TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; Poetry
KEYWORDS: lyrics; rhymes
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posted on
08/31/2010 8:30:04 AM PDT
by
sniper63
To: sniper63
ROTFLMAO! I can just visualize Nancy Pe-lousy singing lead with a “chorus” of Harry Reid, Arlen Spector, Chuckie Schumer and Barbara Boxer backing her up.
2
posted on
08/31/2010 8:37:06 AM PDT
by
ssaftler
(Arizonans: Doing the job that Americans won't do.)
To: sniper63
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posted on
08/31/2010 8:42:28 AM PDT
by
al_c
(http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
To: sniper63
Dem, dem, dem, dem
Dem, dem, dem, dem
It’s great to be on a ship with Dems
And sail across the sea-o,
We don’t know where we’ll land or when,
But it’s great to be with Dems.
(It’s great to be with dems)
‘Cause Dems can sweat and dems can stink
And no one seems to care-o,
We’ll throw the dishes in the sink
And clog the drain with hair-o
(And clog the drain with hair-o)
Dems, dems, dems,
It’s a ship all filled with dems,
So batten down the ladies’ room,
There’s no one here but dems!
Dem, dem, dem, dem
Dem, dem, dem, dem
There’s dems above and dems below
And dems down in the galley,
There’s Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff
And one guy we call Sally!
(and one guy we call Sally!)
Dems, dems, dems,
It’s a ship all filled with dems,
You’ll never have to lift the seat,
There’s no one here but dems!
Dem, dem, dem, dem
Dem, dem, dem, dem
We’re dems and friends until the end
And all of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in single beds
And blow each other kissies!
(and blow each other kissies!)
Dems, dems, dems,
It’s a ship all filled with dems,
So throw your rubbers overboard,
There’s no one here but dems!
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posted on
08/31/2010 8:52:57 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: sniper63; pissant; Auntbee; JRios1968; martin_fierro; Scythian; Lady Jag; Arrowhead1952; ...
Ping
Oh Barry, and I thought you were so butch?
5
posted on
08/31/2010 8:56:43 AM PDT
by
egannacht
(Inalienable rights granted by...)
To: sniper63
What happened to the part where “we dress in women’s underwear and go to bars all night?” It seems this verse still fits.
To: egannacht; sniper63; Slings and Arrows; maggief; martin_fierro; Spotsy; Smartass; Happy2BMe; ...
It's his security bra
7
posted on
08/31/2010 9:33:00 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income... Fire the government)
To: Lady Jag
8
posted on
08/31/2010 9:49:00 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: Lady Jag
9
posted on
08/31/2010 10:54:57 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Lady Jag
10
posted on
08/31/2010 11:53:42 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: Slings and Arrows
My eyes! You should see when he gets together with his czars.
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posted on
08/31/2010 12:09:48 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income... Fire the government)
To: JRios1968
I don't suppose this will help then.
12
posted on
08/31/2010 12:12:46 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income... Fire the government)
To: Lady Jag
What a waste of a good bra.
:D
13
posted on
08/31/2010 4:01:07 PM PDT
by
luvie
(DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
To: Lady Jag
Lol, you nut! I remember a Braaaaa I put on a lamb one time because of you, heh.
14
posted on
08/31/2010 5:44:14 PM PDT
by
potlatch
To: LUV W
That is one bra I would have gladly burned.
This guy was smart and burned his.
15
posted on
09/01/2010 9:45:38 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income... Fire the government)
To: potlatch
Here's mine. Do you still have yours?
16
posted on
09/01/2010 9:56:41 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income... Fire the government)
To: Lady Jag
He doesn’t look so smart to me! LOL!
17
posted on
09/01/2010 10:15:19 AM PDT
by
luvie
(DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
To: LUV W
Well, I’d volunteer to smarten him up.
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posted on
09/01/2010 10:18:03 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income... Fire the government)
To: Lady Jag
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posted on
09/01/2010 10:46:14 AM PDT
by
luvie
(DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
To: LUV W
You possess good judgment.
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posted on
09/01/2010 11:17:17 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income... Fire the government)
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