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The Haiku About Obama's Competence
The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-14-2010 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 06/15/2010 7:30:56 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

My first haiku shows
That experience matters
To do the job right
The very first time


President Barack Obama




The Looking Spoon is a conservative humor/satire/art/commentary blog, visit www.thelookingspoon.com to see more posts and art


TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: competence; haiku; obama

1 posted on 06/15/2010 7:30:56 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Obama elected.
America was once great.
It is no longer.


2 posted on 06/15/2010 7:33:46 PM PDT by Defiant (Obama hawking Special K-- www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rDJdHQspuI)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Obama seems to have written a 4-line haiku.

FAIL

3 posted on 06/15/2010 7:35:45 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: The Looking Spoon

what u say?


4 posted on 06/15/2010 7:36:42 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

That was the point!


5 posted on 06/15/2010 7:38:12 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

The king is frail
Flowers have died
Love is nothing
Sad


6 posted on 06/15/2010 7:39:11 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: Defiant
Just a quick comment...


7 posted on 06/15/2010 7:40:56 PM PDT by BobP (The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Obama the ass,
Crapping on America,
Like we’re his toilet.


8 posted on 06/15/2010 7:44:48 PM PDT by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (****************************Stop Continental Drift**)
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To: Haiku Guy

ping!!!


9 posted on 06/15/2010 7:45:54 PM PDT by RKBA Democrat (WHO ARE YOU??! WHO ARE YOU??! **hiccup**)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Barack Obama
Leadership not found in him
Epic Fail results.


10 posted on 06/15/2010 7:50:42 PM PDT by mikrofon (The haiku say?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Oil spoiling the Gulf
Leadership is needed
But we get failure


11 posted on 06/15/2010 7:57:13 PM PDT by RKBA Democrat (WHO ARE YOU??! WHO ARE YOU??! **hiccup**)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Slick spits out his speech
Slippery, slimey
Like seeping oil


12 posted on 06/15/2010 7:58:09 PM PDT by Helen
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To: Helen; mikrofon

Birds covered in oil
The annointed one dithers
waiting, the gulf dies


13 posted on 06/15/2010 8:14:54 PM PDT by RKBA Democrat (WHO ARE YOU??! WHO ARE YOU??! **hiccup**)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Obama sucks sh#t.
Incompetence rules the day.
Oil spill continues.


14 posted on 06/15/2010 8:18:47 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (The US will not die with a whimper. It will die with thundering applause from the left.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Not to totally nitpick the guy, but has anyone seen a signature so self-conscious and contrived?


15 posted on 06/15/2010 8:27:30 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: The Looking Spoon

Barak 0bama
like the child driving a car
breaks things without care


16 posted on 06/15/2010 8:31:50 PM PDT by Only1choice____Freedom (FDR had the New Deal. President 0bama has the Raw Deal.)
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To: Yardstick

Haha! Yeah, theres an artistic sensibility to it, everything is branding with him. :-/


17 posted on 06/15/2010 9:45:06 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon
Haiku is an art
It does not always make sense
Refrigerator
18 posted on 06/15/2010 9:47:03 PM PDT by TexasNative2000 (Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.)
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