Posted on 06/10/2010 8:42:07 AM PDT by astyanax
President Obama is acting all tough now, saying he wants to find “whose ass to kick” about the oil crisis. He really is a tough guy of action. Don’t believe it? Then just look at some of the things he’s said at recent speeches:
TOP TEN BARACK OBAMA TOUGH GUY LINES
10. “See what I have on here? These are my ass-kicking pants. Stop calling them mom jeans.”
9. “Time to open a can of whupass! …Oh, but not this can; it isn’t certified organic.”
8. “I am here to kick ass and chew arugula, and I’m all out of arugula because of the high prices at Whole Foods.”
7. “Let me be clear: Your ass is mine!”
6. “Got your organic whupass now, but it’s in a jar, not a can. Time to open it! Errrr… Hmm, let me just run it under some hot water and pound it against a counter a few times and then it’s whupass!”
5. “My name is Barack Obama. You spilled oil in my gulf. Prepare for finger pointing.”
4. “I ain’t got time to bleed… but I probably have enough time to finish a round of golf.”
3. “I’m here to kick ass and take names. Mainly to take names. Please fill out this census form.”
2. “Watch out: It’s not only my close personal friends I throw under a bus.”
“You’ve messed with the wrong president, and polls show quite clearly I am the wrong president.”
Where’s the “like” button? Oh, wait; I’m not on Facebook. :)
“Release the poodles of war”
LOL! That just went to my e-mail list!
“I’d fire the CEO of BP, if I ever figured out how to arrange to actually talk to him.”
RECESSION: The neighbor is laid off.
DEPRESSION: You are laid off.
RECOVERY: Obama is laid off. (January 2013)
Don’t forget to recycle the whoop-ass jar or can.
LOL! Your comments are more entertaining than the list.
“I love you guys!”
Veni, vidi, vege.
I came, I saw, I had the salad bar.
I heard he once shot a man just for snoring.
All that comes to mind is, “I’d pay to whoop it up on that ass,” but I’d never say that about a sitting US president.
WHEEEEE! I like riding on the sidewalk away from the cars! (Hope no one notices that my rear tire is flat.)
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"Mr. President, have you ever actually kicked somebody's ass? Whose?"
BTTT
Should add the “All wee-weeed up” one.
I really think he’s gay, and Michelle is a man with fake breasts. The kids were bought in Kenya.
“I know what you’re thinking: “Did he utter six syllables, or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a Radio Shack Wordmaster Delux, the most powerful teleprompter in the world, and will enable me to bore you to death, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk?
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