Top Ten Barack Obama Tough Guy Lines

IMAO ^ | June 8, 2010 | Frank J.

[astyanax]

President Obama is acting all tough now, saying he wants to find “whose ass to kick” about the oil crisis. He really is a tough guy of action. Don’t believe it? Then just look at some of the things he’s said at recent speeches:

TOP TEN BARACK OBAMA TOUGH GUY LINES

10. “See what I have on here? These are my ass-kicking pants. Stop calling them mom jeans.”

9. “Time to open a can of whupass! …Oh, but not this can; it isn’t certified organic.”

8. “I am here to kick ass and chew arugula, and I’m all out of arugula because of the high prices at Whole Foods.”

7. “Let me be clear: Your ass is mine!”

6. “Got your organic whupass now, but it’s in a jar, not a can. Time to open it! Errrr… Hmm, let me just run it under some hot water and pound it against a counter a few times and then it’s whupass!”

5. “My name is Barack Obama. You spilled oil in my gulf. Prepare for finger pointing.”

4. “I ain’t got time to bleed… but I probably have enough time to finish a round of golf.”

3. “I’m here to kick ass and take names. Mainly to take names. Please fill out this census form.”

2. “Watch out: It’s not only my close personal friends I throw under a bus.”

[ETL]

This one's for real...

Rapper 'Ludacris'

Lyrics to Ludacris' Obama rap song, "Obama Is Here":

"Hey... I'm back on it

like I just signed my record deal, yeah the best is here

The Bentley Coupe paint is drippin wet, it got sex appeal

Never shoulda hated, you never shoulda doubted him

With a slot in the President's iPod, Obama shouted him

Said I handled my biz and I'm one of his favorite rappers

Well give Luda a special pardon if I'm ever in the slammer

Better yet put me in office, make me a Vice President

Hillary hated on you so that bitch is irrelevant

Now Jesse talkin slick and apologizin for WHAT~?!

If you said it then you MEANT it how you want it, head or gut

And all you other politicians tryin to hate on my man

Watch us win majority vote in every STATE on my man

You cain't stop what's 'bout to happen, we 'bout to make history

The first black President it's destined and it's meant to be

The threats ain't fazin us, the nooses or the jokes

Get off your ass black people it's time to get out and vote

Paint the White House black and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified

McCain don't belong in ANY chair unless he's paralyzed

Yeah I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped

Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wraps

Cause what you talkin I hear nothin even relevant

And you the worst of all 43 Presidents

Get out and vote, or the end'll be near

And the world is ready for change cause Obama is here

YEAHHH! Cause Obama is here

The world is ready for change cause Obama is here

Yeahhhh, cause Obama is here

Say world is ready for change cause Obama is here

Hey!

http://lyrics.rapbasement.com/Ludacris_Politics%20(Obama%20Is%20Here)_lyrics_2129.html

YouTube video: Ludacris - "Obama Is Here":
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=ludacris+obama+is+here&aq=0&oq=ludacris+obama

[Lancey Howard]

[tumblindice]

11. “I’ll scratch your eyes out and put them in your
back pockets so you can see my wife kicking your ass!”

[ETL]

And so is this...

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On the top is the little girl who recently pitched a no-hitter. On the bottom is sissy Obama.

[MissNomer]

BWAHAHAHAHA! I love it!

[ETL]

In addition to this below, I believe he once said something about bringing a gun to a knife fight.

From SF Gate.com, September 17, 2008:

"In Elko, Obama tried to anticipate his critics and called on the crowd of about 1,500 to sharpen their elbows, too.

'I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their face,' he [Obama] said."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/09/17/politics/p185733D40.DTL&type=politics

[Clemenza]

In Obama’s world, this is referred to as “butching up.”

[Pan_Yan]

TOP TEN BARACK OBAMA TOUGH GUY LINES

"I'm dangerous. I'm a loose cannon. I'm unpredictable. No one knows what my handlers will load into this teleprompter next."

"I'm half the man Michelle is, and that's saying something."

"Ask another question like that and you'll end up with all my college friends."

"Mess with me and one day you could be getting out of the shower and find yourself face to face with a naked ballet dancer."

"Plug the @$#% hole or I will be forced to blame you again tomorrow."

"Say hello to my little friend ... Rahm."

[ScottinVA]

How about:

Alright, dammit — You’ll be getting a letter of deep concern from me in short order.. as soon as I finish my waffle!

Push me one more time and you’ll find me giving a major speech on good neighborliness!

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

I'll never say he throws 'like a girl' ever, ever again.

I didn't realize how demeaning that is to girls everywhere.

[Churchillspirit]

LOL!

[ScottinVA]

[astyanax]

“Don’t make me all wee-wee’d up. You wouldn’t like me when I’m all wee-wee’d up...”

[ScottinVA]

[Frenchtown Dan]

Very good.

[Mr. Wright]

How about his ten most stupid statements:

I’ll start with, “we’ve been to all 57 States”.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

No, that would be Chuck Norris.

Wait. Chuck would have roundhouse-kicked the man instead. Never mind...

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

The trouble is narrowing the list down to ten.

[calex59]

Actually it is let slip the poodles of war.