Posted on 06/04/2010 3:09:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Can someone script “Oilbama” the musical? with Cheney as the dark Machiavellian foe?
Rove you magnificent bastard!
All I am surprised at is how long it took for them to
get to blaming Cheney!
The DUmmies are just ostriches with their heads buried...
we won’t say where.....
I am generally opposed to ‘skirt laws’, but I could change my position.
Show 'em how it's done, CH!
Dee Dee Dee!
Quien es mas macho?
Dick Cheney ou Barack Obama?
He's so powerful, he has control of the laws and regulations even now, after he's out of office.
This reminds me of an old Benny Hill sketch, where a singer explains booing during his set by saying, "The group that went on before us was so bad that halfway through my set, they remembered how bad they were and started booing again!"
This reminds me of that old Benny Hill skit, where a singer explains the booing from the audience as “They remembered how bad the guys before us were, and they started booing again!”
Wow, they be scareded of the boogie man—oogah boogah!
I'll say it. OBAMA'S FAULT! Now, what're ya gonna do about it bunko? These kids are just too manipulative...
He’s scary, but GOOD scary. :)
"...Haliburton! Haliburton! Is that all they know?..."
The funny part is simply ask any leftist what Halliburton does as a company to make money and they won't have an answer.
But they will know it's evil (naturally) and it's Dick Cheney's allegedly sinister firm.
Liberals are really silly.
No, of course not...usually it's "Bush's fault, Bush's fault!"
You rang?
BONUS PARODY
By Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel
I KILLED THE OCEAN
Tune: "I Shot the Sheriff"
As sung by Dick Cheney and the Oilers
I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Oh, oh, oh
I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
All around in DUmmietown
Dick Cheney they're tearin' down, yeah
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling in the deep blue sea
For the leak of that bad BP
So I say, oh, now, now, oh
I killed the ocean, even though it doesn't make much sense
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I said, I killed the ocean, O Lord, and they say it is a capital offense
Ooh, ooh, ooh, hear this
Ocean of blue always bothered me
The Gulf, Mexico
Every time I saw the sea
I said, Kill it with oil that flows
I said, Kill it with oil that flows
And so, and so, read it in the news
I killed the ocean, even though it doesn't make much sense
Murdered the deep blue sea, ooh, ooh, ooh
I said, I killed the ocean, even though it doesn't make much sense
Yeah, ooooh
Beachfront came my way one day
And I started to look down, yeah
All of a sudden I saw ocean all 'round
Aimin' to make me frown
So I brought, I brought, the oil rig down
And I say, since I am Cheney I won't pay
I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Oh, oh, oh
I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Ooh, ooh, ooh
My evil got the better of me
And I made the oil go free
Every day more buckets out-go the well
One day the water, not a drop left
One day the water, not a drop left
I say
I, I, I, I killed the ocean, Lord, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea, oh . . .
Classic! This may be one that you should send to Paul Shanklin.
"Except for the occasional heart attack, I've never felt better."
--Vice President Dick Cheney
They wouldn't use it. I've sent stuff to Rush and Paul before, even better than this, but it seems they only use in-house material.
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