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BONUS PARODY
By Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel
I KILLED THE OCEAN
Tune: "I Shot the Sheriff"
As sung by Dick Cheney and the Oilers
I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Oh, oh, oh
I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
All around in DUmmietown
Dick Cheney they're tearin' down, yeah
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling in the deep blue sea
For the leak of that bad BP
So I say, oh, now, now, oh
I killed the ocean, even though it doesn't make much sense
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I said, I killed the ocean, O Lord, and they say it is a capital offense
Ooh, ooh, ooh, hear this
Ocean of blue always bothered me
The Gulf, Mexico
Every time I saw the sea
I said, Kill it with oil that flows
I said, Kill it with oil that flows
And so, and so, read it in the news
I killed the ocean, even though it doesn't make much sense
Murdered the deep blue sea, ooh, ooh, ooh
I said, I killed the ocean, even though it doesn't make much sense
Yeah, ooooh
Beachfront came my way one day
And I started to look down, yeah
All of a sudden I saw ocean all 'round
Aimin' to make me frown
So I brought, I brought, the oil rig down
And I say, since I am Cheney I won't pay
I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Oh, oh, oh
I killed the ocean, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea
Ooh, ooh, ooh
My evil got the better of me
And I made the oil go free
Every day more buckets out-go the well
One day the water, not a drop left
One day the water, not a drop left
I say
I, I, I, I killed the ocean, Lord, I'm the devil in the deep blue sea, oh . . .