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DUmmie FUnnies 05-24-10 (DUmmies Enraged That Obama Talks Hoops While Oil Leak Continues)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 24, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/24/2010 2:45:18 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

"Community Organizer" is just a fancy way of saying "B.S. Artist." And the DUmmies are now discovering that The One is a first class B.S. Artist. Yeah, the Gulf of Mexico has been filling up with oil for about 35 days and the biggest response from Obama so far is that he is talking hoops with Marv Albert. I kid you not. But should we be surprised? Here is a guy who barely, if ever, even attended a class at Columbia University. What did he DO at Harvard? Well, he got elected editor of Harvard Law Review but he wrote NOTHING for that journal. In fact, what did he ever DO at Harvard or anywhere else? Pretty much what he always did which was to coast through life on a pile of B.S., enabled by admiring liberals. And now those same liberals, and DUmmies, are discovering that Obama is a complete DO-NOTHING as you can see in this THREAD, "Mr. President now is not the time to be talking basketball." So let us now watch the DUmmies burn in Bolshevik Red while Obama shoots hoops while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Marv performed his Vampire routine on The One, is in the [barackets]:

Mr. President now is not the time to be talking basketball.

[But didn't FDR talk hoops to a joint session of Congress the day after the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor?]

The Gulf of Mexico is dying and you are talking basketball? WTF were you thinking?

[Big Four Tournament.]

Obama explores LeBron's options

[Option A: Do Nothing in the Gulf.
Option B: Do nothing in the Gulf.]

If LeBron James isn't sure he can win in Cleveland, President Barack Obama thinks there's an opportunity with his hometown Chicago Bulls.

[Quiet! The B.S. Artist is in session.]

"You know, like I said, I don't want to meddle," Obama told TNT. "I will say this: Rose, Joakim Noah it's a pretty good core. You know, you could see LeBron fitting in pretty well there."

[Talk Hoops. Do Nothing. Talk Hoops. Do Nothing. Talk Hoops. Do Nothing...]

Obama was interviewed about a number of basketball subjects by broadcaster Marv Albert on the White House basketball court. The interview will be shown Tuesday night at 8 p.m. ET.

[Will it pre-empt the news about the oil leak?]

BTW what a bone headed thing to say too ..... Mr. President you already have the Illinois vote sewn up but Ohio is the important vote.

[Don't be so sure about the Illinois vote. And now more from the DUmmies on the B.S. Artist...]

It showed a tin ear to both the gravity of the situation in the Gulf and .... could lose Obama @ least 50,000 votes in Ohio in 2012. It is fine for him to watch, play, and talk basketball ..... I am all for that and I am sure it helps him deal w/ the stress of being President but to go on the record at this time was not a smart thing to do.

[The B.S. Artist freezes at the prospect of actually DOING something. So much easier to just talk hoops with Marv.]

It's not the time for any of the business-as-usual stuff he's been doing... It's astounding how clueless the prez is about this.

[Not so much clueless as frozen by fear of taking action.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; hoops; obama; oilleak
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To: mylife
Just to keep everybody reading the DUFUs...I'm going to give a hot tip. Gatorade. 64 oz. Starting on Thursday, Publix will have a BOGO sale on them at $2.50. Buy One Get One FREE for $2.50 total. Plus there is a $1/2 Gatorade coupon in the Summer Savings Book at Publix. Soooo...using that coupon you get two 64 oz Gatorades for just $1.50, thus costing you only 75 cents per bottle.

No big deal for me since a couple of months ago I bought those same 64 oz bottles for just 20 cents each but I used coupon stacking. Something you need to learn but for now...enjoy the 75 cent Gatorade.

21 posted on 05/24/2010 3:18:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix

So, where do you store all this FREE stuff?

You are getting good at this! Very cool!


22 posted on 05/24/2010 3:18:36 PM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: LUV W

Trail mix I mostly gave away. Ken Norton is getting a storage space when he moves back down here from Georgia in a few weeks so the excess goes there.


23 posted on 05/24/2010 3:24:53 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: cripplecreek

...”So cheerleaders, help me out”....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_kzFEero_M


24 posted on 05/24/2010 3:25:02 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (Please God, watch over our country.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is a historic moment...Leave the black man alone....


25 posted on 05/24/2010 3:26:27 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (Please God, watch over our country.)
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To: gathersnomoss

Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin.


26 posted on 05/24/2010 3:31:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama was interviewed about a number of basketball subjects by broadcaster Marv Albert on the White House basketball court.

Out of curiosity, can someone tell me the last time Obama did an interview? How can someone who is on the national news talking every day get by answering so few questions?

27 posted on 05/24/2010 3:31:50 PM PDT by faq
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To: faq

Obama has had NO press conferences since last summer when he stuck his foot in his mouth over the Henry Louis Gates arrest which led to the White House beer summit.


28 posted on 05/24/2010 3:36:13 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix
BTW, did I mention that I bought in the past two weeks about 300 FREE bags of trail mix?

You'll be pooping in braids....

29 posted on 05/24/2010 3:41:56 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: faq

Better yet, Did Marv bite Obama’s back?


30 posted on 05/24/2010 3:59:46 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama has had NO press conferences since last summer when he stuck his foot in his mouth over the Henry Louis Gates arrest which led to the White House beer summit.

The unrequited love affair between the MSM and 'The 0ne' continues. When will the media libtards realize The Emperor Has No Clothes.

31 posted on 05/24/2010 4:01:04 PM PDT by YankeeReb
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To: PJ-Comix

Way cool on the coupons, PJ. I do the same thing at CVS with their CVS bucks. Sale item, coupon, CVS bucks, plus CVS bucks back on the purchase. I try to keep a string of free or nearly free items going every week.

Regarding Obama and the environmentalists. I think it is time to change strategy. Instead of arguing about global warming and its lack of truth, let’s ignore that and instead point out how Obama is a FAKE and a PHONY.

Point out all of those basketball chats and golf games while the leak flows. Point out how he is dragging his feet while the oil flows. Talk up the donations he received from BP. Discuss the wastefulness of wagyu beef and what type of carbon footprint that big tent and those trolley cars used to ferry guests made. Instead of making them defend their beliefs (and thus Obama) let’s make Obama the big villain and get on their side in the criticizing.

“Oh noes! Gulf of Mexico is in danger and Obama won’t save the pelicans and turtles! He’s a bad man!”


32 posted on 05/24/2010 4:04:32 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: PJ-Comix

Trail mix? You acxtually eat that stuff?

Even free, it’s too expensive for me.


33 posted on 05/24/2010 4:52:42 PM PDT by chesley (Lib arguments are neither factual, logical, rational, nor reasonable. They are, however, creative.)
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To: PJ-Comix

A rare occasion found me watching NBC Dateline last night. It was a video essay of the sinking of the passenger ship “Oceanos” off the “Wild Coast” of South Africa. It documented how the Captain and top officers were remarkably lax as the ship started to sink and managed to get off the ship before hundreds of the passengers. It was left to the entertainment director, the entertainers themselves and a few of the remaining crew to evacuate 500 passengers by helicopter. A tremendus ordeal!

That’s how I’m feeling about this administration.


34 posted on 05/24/2010 5:15:36 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Maybe he’s gonna have a beer summit with Marv Albert.


35 posted on 05/24/2010 5:46:29 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: PJ-Comix

36 posted on 05/24/2010 6:17:16 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Everyone needs valid ID except illegal aliens and the President - only in America)
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To: PJ-Comix

Seriously, you need to start on couponing blog and give us your secrets.


37 posted on 05/24/2010 6:35:28 PM PDT by Ballygrl
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To: Mark

lol


38 posted on 05/24/2010 6:39:57 PM PDT by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: PJ-Comix

Obama can’t do any thing right but lie.


39 posted on 05/24/2010 6:41:05 PM PDT by bmwcyle (NJ Governor Chris Christie for President)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wow. The DUmmies need to cut Barry some slsck.

Like every young black man who is semi talented at bouncing a big orange ball, he had dreams of playing in the NBA. And he might have made it too.

If it wasn't for those darn Drug Tests!

No 'racism' is meant by the above.

In my 'yute', us semi-skilled white boys all though we could make it in Major League Baseball. And I prolly coulda too. One kid on my HS BB team was drafted by the KC A's, and I was better than him. [We won the IL State Championship in my Sr yr, the spring of 1966. (I was 'Johnny Bench' before there was a 'Johnny Bench')]

40 posted on 05/25/2010 4:03:19 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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