DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-10 (Pied Piper Pitt TOMBSTONED!!!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Pied Piper Pitt has been Tombstoned! I repeat. Pied Piper Pitt has been TOMBSTONED from DUmmieland. DUmmie Administrator EarlG EXPLAINS:

For the record

Last night Will Pitt repeatedly threatened another member with physical violence. After the moderators deleted those messages he sent the threats again to the member via private message, during which he challenged the member to report his behavior to the moderators, implying that he would not be held accountable for his actions.

We don't enjoy banning people, particularly people who have been here a long time. WilliamPitt left us absolutely no choice in this matter. This is entirely his own fault and responsibility.

Locking.

And what were the details of this epic battle? First we find some of the details from missing DUmmie threads as recorded for posterity over at the CONSERVATIVE CAVE:

WTF?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph

This must be a mistake.

I was just reading his post about ending the recession and noticed his journal link was missing....

Anybody know anything?

[Yes. Apparently Wee Willie threatened death upon a fellow DUmmie for the high crime of mocking Mumsie aka DUmmie Raven.]

I thought he was one of the rocks of DU!!

[A rock Pitt.]

This has to be some sort of mistake, He has been a valuable contributor to the DU community and we would be less for his parting

[Willie, We Hardly Knew Ye.]

You ******* piece of shit
From: WilliamPitt
Date: May-09-10 03:34 PM
Just to make sure you see this before it gets deleted, here you go:

[Fragments collected from the battlefield...]

Explain how you have the time and money to post to DU from your ******* car, you poor ******* victim.

Leave my mother out of your comments, or meet me in the street, you ****.

[LEAVE RAVEN ALONE!!!!!]

Period. End of file. Do it again, I ******* dare you.

Yes, I ******* said it. Let the mods delete this. I ******* hope you read it first, you piece of shit.

**** you. I'll PM you my address. Say that shit to my face. I swear to God, any time, anywhere.

[High noon at Bukowski's?]

Any chance you're anything other than a chickenshit ****?

I promise I will drop you if we ever meet.

I ******* promise.

[Does this not sound like Will is PUI? Posting Under the Influence.]

Be sure to share this with the Mods.

If you dare, say that shit to my face. I am not hard to find.

You suck. And I will wipe you out if I ever get the chance.

Share this with the mods, please.

[Note that Pitt's wrath is aimed at DUmmie bobolink. Will the two come to blows? More info on the Clash of the Titans over at Pitt's FaceBook PAGE...]

I have apparently been banned or suspended from DemocraticUnderground. Waiting to hear which; I can't log on to find out. Frankly, I deserve either and/or both. I went off on one of the resident DU douchebags because they threw my mother in my face, but I challenged them to a fistfight without realizing I was talking to a woman. Stay tuned.

[LOL! All the macho posturing by Pitt which got him tombstoned from DUmmieland was due to a fight with a woman. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

damn, man. that sucks. i will go over and register and peep out wtf is going on. what'd they do to your mom? i'm confused.

[Oops!]

Don't get into it, you won't find anything out. I have emails into the Admins, and I assume they'll tell me soon enough. Someone pulled the Mom card in a thread of mine and I went ballistic, challenged them to a fistfight...before discovering that I was speaking to a woman. Not cool. The person in question sucks, but threats of violence against anyone are not kosher, especially if the person in question isn't a guy.

That is insane ! You were one of founding members & the first big STAR. Oh Fa Crissakes!?

[Sniff! The good always get tombstoned young.]

P.S. I deserved it. I got PISSED and went to my keyboard, which is always always always a bad idea.

[Remember Pitt, never Post Under the Influence of alcohol. PUI.]

Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.

Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.

To Toby: I care because I've been a member for almost 10 years. And because I threatened to beat the shit out of a woman without realizing who I was talking to. Not my finest moment.

[Perhaps not your finest moments but definitely one of your FUnniest moments, Will.]

I had this coming. I blew my top and went off on this person in a way that was totally inappropriate. That person still sucks big fat f*cking rocks, but I was waaaaaay in the wrong.

[Please let me back in DUmmieland so I can post another hockey puck geopolitical theory. Please! PRETTY PLEASE!!!]

So you'll be kissing Skinner's arse, and get yourself unpizza'ed and coming back then eh?

David Tesler: Please don't f*cking test me, OK?

[Please don't take note of my pathetic groveling. Oh, and to Skinner... PUHLEASE LET me back into DUmmieland. I have no life outside of DUmmieland...and Bukowski's.]

[And now my favorite comment posted on Pitt's Facebook page mainly because it was posted by MEEEEEE!!!]

Thanx for the many laughs over the years, Will. You have provided comedy gold for the DUmmie FUnnies...including this thread which is being DUFUed.

[luvie]

I can’t believe he has over 300 friends on Facebook!

I caught this little quote at the bottom of his status:

“P.J. Gladnick
Thanx for the many laughs over the years, Will. You have provided comedy gold for the DUmmie FUnnies...including this thread which is being DUFUed.
55 minutes ago”

BWAAAHAAAHAAAA! Busted wasn’t he! I wonder what he’ll have to say to this!

[pillut48]

[GeronL]

Elizabeth Rogers Why is it somehow worse to challenge a woman being stupid to a fistfight then a man being stupid?

William Rivers Pitt To Elizabeth: You didn’t read what I wrote. And yeah, you’re right.

Elizabeth Rogers Challenging a person to a fistfight is the inappropriate thing-not the gender of the moron instigating the matter.

[luvie]

Maybe bobolink is actually PJ in another persona! LOL!

[GeronL]

here is something posted on that FB entry:

Margaret Gallagher You went off on BobboNuts? You are my new hero. She is horrible. Unless you bemoan poverty at every turn, you aren’t a true *Dem*.

[Jacob Kell]

>I thought he was one of the rocks of DU!!

Scotch on the rocks is more like it.

[bootless]

Oh. My.

[GeronL]

OK I found it

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Elizabeth Rogers Again, WHY DOES IT MATTER THE SEX OF THE PERSON? Do you not see the sexism in your frequent commenting about it?

The person insulted your mother-they certainly deserved your ire (not the fisticuffs type of ire though) but the fact that it is a girl or boy is irrelevant.

William Rivers Pitt to Elizabeth: Yeah, it’s totally not hot-button to threaten a woman with violence. Or something.

Elizabeth Rogers *sigh* Still not getting it.

One should never threatened anyone with violence-male or female. By saying it was worse because it was a woman is to imply that if it was a male violence would be appropriate.

It also says that a woman is to be excused for her stupid actions because she is a girl. If she is going to open her mouth and say something incendiary then she deserves what she gets.

[GeronL]

Could be

[Charles Henrickson]

Ma, I had a whole bunch of related threads for y’all to peruse, but DU is throwing them down the memory hole fast!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8307749

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8309770

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8307856

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8300470

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8307782#8307790

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8307856

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8308011

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8308163

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8306005#8308072

[TrueKnightGalahad]

Hmmmm...Bobolink, Raven...Bobolink, Raven.... My working hypothesis is that Bobolink is Raven’s alter-ego; Phhitt dissed his mom at brunch on Mother’s Day, and her canny revenge is to take from him the only thing that ever gave his life meaning.

[PJ-Comix]

Yeah, it’s cracking me up bigtime to see my DUFU thread posted right at the TOP of Pitt’s FB page. I’m hitting the sack now so someone post what time it gets taken down. Of course, I’ll LOL bigtime if it is still up when I wake up tomorrow.

[abigailsmybaby]

ROTFL! Can’t ya just imagine?

[pillut48]

Wait a minute, is Elizabeth endorsing VIOLENCE against stupid, aggressive women????

[GeronL]

Bobolink has been around for a long time. heh. Nobody really seems to know much about her.

[Charles Henrickson]

Well, I guess those links may still be working. There are a couple more, too. I’ll try posting them all again, in the order I had them:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8300470

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8307782#8307790

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8307856

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8308011

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8308163

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8306005#8308072

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8307749

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8310197

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8309770

[GeronL]

Oh right, Bobolink is a bird also. hhmmm

[GeronL]

Sounds like it, doesn’t it?

[Ballygrl]

ROTFLMAO!

[freedumb2003]

>>The guy is a staple<<

He is a staple and a tool, so I guess that makes him a stapler...