DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-10 (Pied Piper Pitt TOMBSTONED!!!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Pied Piper Pitt has been Tombstoned! I repeat. Pied Piper Pitt has been TOMBSTONED from DUmmieland. DUmmie Administrator EarlG EXPLAINS:

For the record

Last night Will Pitt repeatedly threatened another member with physical violence. After the moderators deleted those messages he sent the threats again to the member via private message, during which he challenged the member to report his behavior to the moderators, implying that he would not be held accountable for his actions.

We don't enjoy banning people, particularly people who have been here a long time. WilliamPitt left us absolutely no choice in this matter. This is entirely his own fault and responsibility.

Locking.

And what were the details of this epic battle? First we find some of the details from missing DUmmie threads as recorded for posterity over at the CONSERVATIVE CAVE:

WTF?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph

This must be a mistake.

I was just reading his post about ending the recession and noticed his journal link was missing....

Anybody know anything?

[Yes. Apparently Wee Willie threatened death upon a fellow DUmmie for the high crime of mocking Mumsie aka DUmmie Raven.]

I thought he was one of the rocks of DU!!

[A rock Pitt.]

This has to be some sort of mistake, He has been a valuable contributor to the DU community and we would be less for his parting

[Willie, We Hardly Knew Ye.]

You ******* piece of shit
From: WilliamPitt
Date: May-09-10 03:34 PM
Just to make sure you see this before it gets deleted, here you go:

[Fragments collected from the battlefield...]

Explain how you have the time and money to post to DU from your ******* car, you poor ******* victim.

Leave my mother out of your comments, or meet me in the street, you ****.

[LEAVE RAVEN ALONE!!!!!]

Period. End of file. Do it again, I ******* dare you.

Yes, I ******* said it. Let the mods delete this. I ******* hope you read it first, you piece of shit.

**** you. I'll PM you my address. Say that shit to my face. I swear to God, any time, anywhere.

[High noon at Bukowski's?]

Any chance you're anything other than a chickenshit ****?

I promise I will drop you if we ever meet.

I ******* promise.

[Does this not sound like Will is PUI? Posting Under the Influence.]

Be sure to share this with the Mods.

If you dare, say that shit to my face. I am not hard to find.

You suck. And I will wipe you out if I ever get the chance.

Share this with the mods, please.

[Note that Pitt's wrath is aimed at DUmmie bobolink. Will the two come to blows? More info on the Clash of the Titans over at Pitt's FaceBook PAGE...]

I have apparently been banned or suspended from DemocraticUnderground. Waiting to hear which; I can't log on to find out. Frankly, I deserve either and/or both. I went off on one of the resident DU douchebags because they threw my mother in my face, but I challenged them to a fistfight without realizing I was talking to a woman. Stay tuned.

[LOL! All the macho posturing by Pitt which got him tombstoned from DUmmieland was due to a fight with a woman. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

damn, man. that sucks. i will go over and register and peep out wtf is going on. what'd they do to your mom? i'm confused.

[Oops!]

Don't get into it, you won't find anything out. I have emails into the Admins, and I assume they'll tell me soon enough. Someone pulled the Mom card in a thread of mine and I went ballistic, challenged them to a fistfight...before discovering that I was speaking to a woman. Not cool. The person in question sucks, but threats of violence against anyone are not kosher, especially if the person in question isn't a guy.

That is insane ! You were one of founding members & the first big STAR. Oh Fa Crissakes!?

[Sniff! The good always get tombstoned young.]

P.S. I deserved it. I got PISSED and went to my keyboard, which is always always always a bad idea.

[Remember Pitt, never Post Under the Influence of alcohol. PUI.]

Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.

Or to say it another way: If they don't want you, F*#k 'em.

To Toby: I care because I've been a member for almost 10 years. And because I threatened to beat the shit out of a woman without realizing who I was talking to. Not my finest moment.

[Perhaps not your finest moments but definitely one of your FUnniest moments, Will.]

I had this coming. I blew my top and went off on this person in a way that was totally inappropriate. That person still sucks big fat f*cking rocks, but I was waaaaaay in the wrong.

[Please let me back in DUmmieland so I can post another hockey puck geopolitical theory. Please! PRETTY PLEASE!!!]

So you'll be kissing Skinner's arse, and get yourself unpizza'ed and coming back then eh?

David Tesler: Please don't f*cking test me, OK?

[Please don't take note of my pathetic groveling. Oh, and to Skinner... PUHLEASE LET me back into DUmmieland. I have no life outside of DUmmieland...and Bukowski's.]

[And now my favorite comment posted on Pitt's Facebook page mainly because it was posted by MEEEEEE!!!]

Thanx for the many laughs over the years, Will. You have provided comedy gold for the DUmmie FUnnies...including this thread which is being DUFUed.

[pillut48]

"Wait, what?!" LOCKING

LOLOLOL. Nobody loves freedom of speech better'n liberals, bwahahahahaha. ;-)

[Interesting Times]

Comedy gold. Mom’s the word...

[mylife]

"My stapler"

[mylife]

That or Bobolinks boofing Raven

[Republic of Texas]

I’m thanking God right now that I don’t know who any of these people are.

[MrEdd]

Nice to know where the bar is at DU.

The bar is Bukowski's

[Slings and Arrows]

I thought he was one of the rocks of DU!!

Sho' nuff.

[jla]

He’s taking his job as a bouncer much too seriously.

[doorgunner69]

Macho, macho man....................

What a p*ssy....classic keyboard commando bravado.............

[cripplecreek]

Its the end of an era.

Wonder if he’s tried signing up here a FR yet.

[FreeAtlanta]

Unless you are a conservative or moderate, it takes a lot to be banned from that sewage dump.

[Cheburashka]

I think Pitt and DUmmie bobolink need a Beer Summit.

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Oh, yeah, that's just what the Pittster needs. To get drunk again.

Just a minor clarification: Bobolink isn't Mrs. Pittster, is she?

[Cheburashka]

“On Monday May 10th Pitt was once again banned from Democratic Underground after posting a drunken rant in which he threatened to kill another poster at that site.”

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Having the fact that you're an idiot posted on Wikipedia - priceless.

[submarinerswife]

Pitts was booted from DU but I’m a Freeper who’s still a member in good standing there?

Me too! I have two stars from other Dummies. I have no idea how that happened. (I think they were FReeper trolls)

[Cheburashka]

Wait a minute, is Elizabeth endorsing VIOLENCE against stupid, aggressive women????

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No, she's trying to provoke Pittster into saying something, so she can kick his...

[xp38]

The bouncer has been bounced

[PJ-Comix]

It looked like the Pittster finally crawled home from Bukowski’s and discovered my Facebook thread at the top of his page. He “unfriended” me. I would have loved to have seen his early AM reaction. Anybody know about what time this happened? I can no longer see his FB page.

[ApeStyle]

It looks like he removed any reference to the DU ban from his FB wall, even the threads that he started. I’m not a FB friend of his but am able to view his wall as long as I’m logged onto FB:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=687956110&v=wall&ref=search#!/profile.php?id=687956110&v=wall&ref=search

[OCCASparky]

Dear DUmmies,

Let this be a reminder to you that when taking new medications, do not drink alcohol, operate heavy machinery, or post on the Internet until you know how it will affect you, and other drugs may increase the effect...

[Incorrigible]

Too funny!

3:30 in the afternoon is pretty early for PUI!