VANITY: I HATE FREE Roaming CATS

SandRat

[SandRat]

I've used commercial cat repellent, cayenne pepper, and now just put out an electronic device that's supposed to detect motion and emit an ultrasonic sound to repel them.

I'm furious, I spend 2 wasted hours every Saturday to just clean up the cat scat in my front yard.

Any suggestions out in Freeperland for chasing away the cats without hurting them that I haven't already thought of.

[SandRat]

Ours are SEIU members.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[Cacique]

[9YearLurker]

Or haggis?

[BARLF]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI

[9YearLurker]

I take it you’re not that kind of a lady vet.

[Slings and Arrows]

[Cacique]

All you need is a nice chinese recipe..

[Pan_Yan]

Have you tried ... physics?

[SkyDancer]

I don’t think coyotes are up to tangling with either of them ... there’s a couple of dens down below the hillside where I live - they’re there and the cats, aren’t ....

[ansel12]

My neighbor feeds the feral cats with the assistance of some cat group, but the cats live in my yard, I have never noticed any cat waste except buried in the potted plants dirt.

I don’t recall ever seeing a problem with exposed cat waste anywhere.

[mozarky2]

Worse than a corncob and turpentine...or so I’m told...

[HospiceNurse]

.22 long rifle bullet = $0.04

[ronniesgal]

2 hours to clean up poop? What kind of cats are these?

[09Patriot]

mine

what he says about having little dogs

[SandRat]

Pain in the... kind and full of scat.

[anton]

If someone shot or drowned my cat, I go to their house and I would shoot their kids, then I’d shoot them, then I’d burn their house down. Just saying.

[Fresh Wind]

There must be a lot of deaf dog owners in the world that can’t hear their own dogs barking and barking and barking at 3 AM etc.

Oh, it's not that they're deaf. They love their doggies, and their barking is like music to their ears. They just can't imagine anyone being so heartless as to not enjoy them too.

Same with cat owners who simply can't understand why others might not enjoy having their gardens dug up, or finding scratches all over their new car.

[Monkey Face]

I pity your kitty situation. Ekctually, I pity the “stupidity” of cat “non-lovers” because they know not what they do.

But don’t let that undermine the “Cause.”

We all have our weak points...it’s just that some of us rely on the 6th Sense to protect us from feral incursions.

;o]

[Mister Muggles]

Make friends with one cat. He will defend “his” territory.

Or invite all his kitty pals over every night to their own version of Fight Club, culminating in an orgy of howling and spitting right outside your window.