Posted on 04/05/2010 11:43:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
BEWARE OF FOX
Maybe you just misunremembered PJ.
The DUmmie lexicon has to be absorbed by toilet paper.
No, forgetting through forgetfulness is a lesser problem than misunremembering. At least I refuse to see it any differentially... :)
John Kerry is about to enter the Deconcession Chamber.
Millions of people join the Tea Party movement, including near a quarter of the total voters being Democrats or Undecideds, and it's "bigoted rabble, stupid uneducated morons trying to prevent real progress." If Democrat candidates and policies get bounced by a majority at the polls, it's "we failed to get our message across."
Liberals do what they think is right, no matter who it hurts or how negative the consequences, because it "feels good to help people" and they proclaim themselves wonderful kind humanitarians. Conservatives do what they can to provide a level playing field where everyone can rise or sink according to their own skills and abilities, with the maximum personal freedom for you to be who you want to be without the interference of a Big Brother government, and they are "heartless bigots who want our schoolkids to be stupid, our old people eating dogfood, and who act like backward looking dogmatic Puritans who want to control what you do in your private life."
"A word means what I want it to mean!" ---Tweedledee.
Another (lame) excuse for my absence recently is that I was getting headaches while on a computer for more than an hour. Sooooo... I had myself fitted out for special computer glasses. They are like very low power reading glasses (I don’t use regular glasses) but they are made special so you can use them at the distance you are usually at from the computer screen. Very slight magnification. I picked them up last week. Worked great. No more headaches. If you suffer from headaches while surfing the Web, I highly recommend you get fitted for the special computer glasses.
I use the term misunderestimated just to see them go nucular...
I prefer my chants to be in an iambic pentameter...;)
Welcome back. I just had to pull your chain a little. Hope that new laptop wasn't behind part of the vision problem...
I suffer from the occasional headache while surfing, but it's not a vision problem, I assure you. It has more to do with socialist content...
BTW, Julie & I will be fitted for glasses again come June. Last year, I went for straight lenses. I can't use my bi-focals for golf. This year I'll be renewing my bi-focals. I don't use the lower portion for PC work as I see quite well at that distance. It's reading I need them for. And I find the prescription from a couple years ago is starting to fade somewhat.
This chant is simply awesome.
Those short fat little legs sticking out of those big shoes just cracks me up!
Don’t forget to remind them we own all the guns and they spent the last forty years disarming themselves. [giggle]
>>History’s top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word
10th - “Scattered ‘effing showers, my @ss!” - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - “How the ‘ef did you work that out?” - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - “You want WHAT on the ‘effing ceiling?” - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - “Where did all those ‘effing Indians come from?” - Custer, 1877
6th - “It does so ‘effing look like her!” - Picasso, 1926
5th - “Where the ‘ef are we?” - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - “Any ‘effing idiot could understand that.” - Einstein, 1938
3rd - “What the ‘ef was that?” - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd - “I need this parade like I need a ‘effing hole in the head!” - JFK, 1963
1st - “Aw c’mon. Who the ‘ef is going to find out?” - Tiger Woods, 2009 <<
Fantastic list! I am trying to figure out where the biggest one of all goes:
“They are so effing stupid, they will vote for me even though I never did a think in my effing life” — barry soetoro, 2007.
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