The Obama Feint by Fake Obama

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[Democrites]

What's up America? Let me start off by saying I look good...damn good in that picture. I mean look at me...I got my arm out and everything. I should have been a running back or something. Maybe I'll governmentize the NFL and make myself captain of every team. That way I win the Super Bowl every year. You would love that, wouldn't you? I know...you can't get enough of me.

Ok, let's get down to it. I'm guest blogging here on Democrites. I will post a little something each week. I know you want more but...come on...I'm president and much too busy to give the American people what they want. I've got speeches, lots of speeches to give. I also take a lot of vacations.

Anyway, for my first post I would like to teach you an important life lesson. I like to call it the "Obama Feint". It's really easy. Now, there are times in life, especially as president, where someone asks you question that you just don't want to answer. For example, someone might ask, "Why did you lie about lowering taxes on the middle class?" or "Did you actually read the health care bill?" I wouldn't want to answer those questions? Would you? Hell no. So, I invented something called the "Obama Feint". It's a simple two step process that will get you out of any awkward situation. Here's what you do...

1. Point to a random person in the crowd.

2. Say, "Medic! That person just fainted We need a Medic."

See what happened there? I ignored the question and got everyone thinking that the site of my beauty causes random people to collapse in my presence. I'm that good.

That's it! Enjoy everything that is me.

-Fake Obama

[SmithL]

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[vigilante2]

[darkangel82]

lmao
IATZ

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[Cyber Liberty]

LOL. I liked the nOOb angle. At least he/she posted the entire bit so we didn’t have to go to the crappy blog to see what it was about. Now, *that’s* blog-pimping.