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Cooking Bacons with a Machine Gun
Notoriously Conservative ^
| 03 30 10
| Notoriously Conservative
Posted on 03/30/2010 11:46:25 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
Behold, a new way of cooking bacon. All you need is: bacon, tin foil, some string, your every day, common, household machinegun, and about 200 rounds of ammunition.
You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string. 
You then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. 
After just a few short bursts (Give it about 200-250 rounds. ) you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon. 
Ah the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil. 
The end result? Crispy delicious well done bacon.
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TOPICS: Food; Hobbies
KEYWORDS: bacon; banglist; food; gun
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To: GoldenPup
No thread containing the words “machine gun”, “bacon” & “bikini” in close proximity could possibly be bad.
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posted on
03/30/2010 12:55:38 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
("Endeavor to persevere...")
To: absolootezer0
22
posted on
03/30/2010 1:10:52 PM PDT
by
Durus
(The People have abdicated our duties and anxiously hopes for just two things, "Bread and Circuses")
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2010 1:19:54 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: GoldenPup
Sounds like the jealous rantings of somebody who doesn't have an MG40.
Or bacon.
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posted on
03/30/2010 1:20:08 PM PDT
by
SJSAMPLE
To: GoldenPup
“That is just about the STUPIDEST thing I have ever seen on FR. Clearly, some people just have too much time on their hands.”
That is hillarious coming from a “GoldenPup.” I’ve never met a Golden that didn’t love bacon!
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posted on
03/30/2010 1:32:27 PM PDT
by
CSM
(Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: Notoriously Conservative
put your full ammo cans under the barrel to lube the brass.
then you get the added bonus of psychological warfare too !
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posted on
03/30/2010 1:46:09 PM PDT
by
stompk
To: Charles Martel
Stupid, not bad. Good way to screw up a nice machinegun.
To: SJSAMPLE
To: CSM
Right. Love both...only got bacon.
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2010 2:09:28 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(BACON!!)
To: VRWCmember
Given the cost of ammo, that’s a pretty expensive way to cook bacon. But if the target downrange is a bunch of jihadis, then I whole-heartedly approve.If it's jihadis downrange, you'll want to rub the ammo ON the bacon before loading.
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posted on
03/30/2010 2:33:41 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: CSM
I’ve never met a Golden that didn’t love bacon!I never met ANYONE that didn't love bacon!
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posted on
03/30/2010 2:35:12 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: skeeter
Not to mention having your vintage weapon smelling like pig fat.Well, that's just an additional benefit, not a cost.
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posted on
03/30/2010 2:36:30 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: absolootezer0
Dude, it was wrapped in foil while they were firing. It has no more lead in it than if you cooked it in a pan at a campsite.
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posted on
03/30/2010 2:40:13 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Bernard Marx
Ham-handed, huh? Now how the heck do you fry the eggs?If you're careful, you don't.
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posted on
03/30/2010 2:41:04 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: uglybiker
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posted on
03/30/2010 2:53:15 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
("Endeavor to persevere...")
To: GoldenPup
Good way to screw up a nice machinegun. It'd take more than a bit of pork grease to "screw up" an MG-42. Besides, they wrapped it with foil.
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posted on
03/30/2010 2:55:27 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
("Endeavor to persevere...")
To: Charles Martel
And after several bacon-infused bourbons, there's:
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posted on
03/30/2010 8:35:31 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(BACON!!)
To: uglybiker
LOL! Evidently, pretty near everything enjoyable in life can be further enhanced by bacon. Y'know, I saw a young hottie wearing a t-shirt with this image on it:
"Receive bacon", indeed. ;-)
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posted on
03/30/2010 9:31:32 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
("Endeavor to persevere...")
To: Notoriously Conservative
For those who can’t hit a barn from the inside.
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posted on
03/31/2010 3:59:51 AM PDT
by
Shooter 2.5
(NRA /Patron - TSRA- IDPA)
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