New Groups Emerge to Fill Void After Downfall of Coffee Party
Posted on 03/05/2010 9:35:01 AM PST by gura
Bertha was kind enough to give knifework.net the scoop on these new groups in the hope that the publicity would gather people to the cause. She added that radaronline was her first choice but that they were now ranked behind us in credibility.
The Total Organization for Government Action (TOGA) Party hopes to gather the attention of 18-25 year old males attending colleges across the country who are interested in the hot chicks at liberal protests.
The People Organizing Over Liquids (POOL) Party captures the little known demographic of politically active swimmers who demand equal and free access to natatoriums.
Bertha created the Slumber Party for 12-14 year olds who she said under our current President should have the right to vote “any day now”.
After hearing the thousands of personal stories of sorrow read by Democrat lawmakers on the air in the past few weeks, Bertha’s staffers created the People In Total Infirmity or PITI Party.
Upset by the right’s recent and swift domination of new Internet services like Twitter, Bertha came up with the idea of capturing the imagination of nerds and geeks across the nation who like the TOGA Party, are mainly interested in the hot chicks at liberal protests. Called the Labor Action Network or LAN Party, this group could number in the millions according to estimates by knifework.net. Getting an accurate count of this demographic is difficult as they rarely leave their homes.
Knifework.net promises to closely monitor these new spontaneous citizen groups and provide accurate and reliable information so that you can you can decide which one to join. Or else.
Wow, how long did that last, a whole week? Even Air America had broader success.
The more you drink, the thirstier you are!
How about this one?
Americans Selected to Serve Honorably and Onward for the Liberal Endeavor...
The Acronym for it is up to you to figure out :)
That shouldn't be hard, as the fascists were left-wing.
The Slumber Party and the PITI Party. That’s good. Thanks for the laugh.
We had no idea that mj was illegal or habit forming or fun.
We just thought it was like smoking corn silk with peyote. :) :) :)
It was part of our "religious expression".
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