Um. Ok.
Posted on 02/28/2010 6:03:03 PM PST by OneVike
The macho thing is to stand in the (empty) bathtub and clip your head bald, biker style. Then sweep up the clippings, dump them in the commode, and flush. Extra points if you use a straight razor for this, but nobody but the dog will know if you use electric clippers followed by a rotary shaver.
Wow. You really pegged my paleolithic underpinnings.
*Townspeople Singing in Unison "RANDOLPH SCOTT", ala Blazing Saddles*
love it!
A retrosexual man, in addition to knowing how to put meat on the table, should also be basically literate.
“women have several isles in the supermarket”
Robinson Crusoe was on an isle.
Sorry, seen this mistake so often... I just snapped, couldn’t handle it anymore.. sob!
Aisle see you later.
Thanks for the spelling lesson, but I was sure OV would correct all my spelling and grammar errors before posting the article for me on his blog and here.
So it’s his fault not mine. LOL
Sorry OV, but you did say you would do the editing...:>)
1) No mention of red meat as opposed to portabello mushrooms.
2) The link behind See 10 rules for Dating my Daughter is broken.
There is an exception to number 46:
46.) A Retrosexual or Neosexual man understands sports. Not all sports but all the essential sports, besides no one but leftist pansy's really give a crap about jai alai, curling, or women’s badminton.
Click here and search for the hypertext containing the word "curling" for details...(NSFW).
Cheers!
A little self restraint would enable cognition GandB. The product areas in stores are rightly called ISLES whilst the lanes betwixt are AISLES.
Get a grip. :-))
I once read that a man opened the door for a woman he did not know and the feminazi complained, "You opened that door because I am a woman". To which he replied, "No, I did it because I am a gentleman".
51. A Retrosexual or Neosexual is not afraid to go to church and submit to God Almighty.
52. A Retrosexual or Neosexual knows that Jesus was no wimpy doormat. Jesus was showing incredible control when he allowed himself to be sacrificed for our sins.
Bookmarked...
I guess I don't make the cut. I have long preferred to have my hair cut by (real) women.
That’s a lot of haircuts.
A real man does whatever it pleases him to do. The measure of his manliness is in why it pleases him to do what he does.
Tiny quibble about #49. “Altar” not “alter” unless there is surgery involved.
Um. Ok.
Especially young ones with large bosoms!
Those stories go way back to the 30s.
The last one put the average cost down to $1500 each. But the real advantage is she gets to sit me down and actually talk to me.
...does not hold his wife’s purse at the mall for ANY reason.
...does not go to the drugstore or supermarket to purchase tampons for his wife/girlfriend.
Rumors of Christ being gay go back 2000 years because he hung out with men and even washed their feet while wearing only his undergarment.
So what. Times were different and besides. Most reports I have read, even from some who were gay denied he was.
I guess it is what it is and we will never know will we?
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