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What's New In Bill Clinton's Medical News
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 2/11/2010 | sig94

Posted on 02/11/2010 6:12:31 PM PST by bloodmeridian

Former President William Clinton was hospitalized this afternoon; he was admitted to Columbia's New York Presbyterian Hospital after complaining of chest pains.

Famous for his legendary poor eating habits, doctors realized that ordinary measures would probably be defeated in the long term. Instead, they opted for something different; they inserted two stents of an experimental design into one of the President's coronary arteries.

In the above photo, a crack surgical team prepares the first of two surgical stents to be placed in ex-President Clinton's artery.

Nicknamed the "Bacon Double Cheeseburger Memorial Super Highway," these stents were manufactured for people with an HDL of 750 and over.

(Excerpt) Read more at feedyouradhd.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: billclinton; medicalnews; satire; sig94; x42
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1 posted on 02/11/2010 6:12:32 PM PST by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

Whats he going to do when the wee-wee falls off?


2 posted on 02/11/2010 6:13:46 PM PST by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: bloodmeridian

Glad to hear the man is ok. Sadly though I’m sure the Democrats will use his condition to SCREAM about the need for Barry’s Health Care bill.....Ughh..


3 posted on 02/11/2010 6:14:54 PM PST by jakerobins
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To: Lockbar
"Whats he going to do when the wee-wee falls off?"

Borrow Hilary's

4 posted on 02/11/2010 6:15:16 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: Lockbar

Sit down to pee.


5 posted on 02/11/2010 6:16:28 PM PST by csmusaret (Right wing extremists: Jefferson, Adams, Madison, Paine, and me.)
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To: Lockbar
They'll call in the nation's top brain surgeons to try to prevent that.
6 posted on 02/11/2010 6:18:10 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Special SOTU tagline: YOU LIE!)
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To: jakerobins

Its funny. I just can’t work up any animosity toward the man after experiencing a year of Obama.


7 posted on 02/11/2010 6:18:29 PM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: bloodmeridian
two stents of an experimental design

I'm thinking that putting experimental stuff in an ex-president's heart is one way to say "We don't have any real options. This guy is going."

8 posted on 02/11/2010 6:18:45 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (I was born in America, but now I live in Declinistan.)
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To: bloodmeridian
What's New In Bill Clinton's Medical News

I could care less.
9 posted on 02/11/2010 6:19:42 PM PST by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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To: Lockbar

Put it in his presidential library in a showcase on blue satin.


10 posted on 02/11/2010 6:24:16 PM PST by cajuncow
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To: ClearCase_guy

Wonder who Hillary will have on the stage with her when she accepts the 2012 Democrat nomination if he checks out before then?


11 posted on 02/11/2010 6:25:23 PM PST by FrdmLvr ("The people will believe what the media tells them they believe." Orwell)
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To: cripplecreek

OBOZO, The KENYAN VILLAGE IDIOT, makes CLINTOON look almost as good as John F. Kennedy by comparison!


12 posted on 02/11/2010 6:28:26 PM PST by True Republican Patriot (May GOD Continue to BLESS Our Great President George W. Bush!!)
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To: jakerobins

Healthcare?.... If he had been PM of Canada he’d be dead by now.


13 posted on 02/11/2010 6:29:48 PM PST by catfish1957 (Hey algore...You'll have to pry the steering wheel of my 317 HP V8 truck from my cold dead hands)
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To: FrdmLvr

Thats easy of course, it will be Chelsea’s real Father,
Webster Hubbell!


14 posted on 02/11/2010 6:30:13 PM PST by True Republican Patriot (May GOD Continue to BLESS Our Great President George W. Bush!!)
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To: bloodmeridian

Hope the Xprez gets well enough to travel to
Canada or Cuba so he can get some REAL health-
care.


15 posted on 02/11/2010 6:30:47 PM PST by Sivad (NorCal Red Turf)
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To: True Republican Patriot

http://newzeal.blogspot.com/2009/11/obama-file-91-barack-obama-and_26.html


16 posted on 02/11/2010 6:32:22 PM PST by TribalPrincess2U (demonicRATS ... taxes, pain and slow death. Is this what you want?)
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To: cripplecreek

Clinton’s arms extended over eight full years of Bush, to hand the baton to Obama.
THey are one and the same, with Obama, in effect fulfilling Clinton’s wet dream of what he envisioned as
the triumph of Identity Politics, and the ONE man to
FINALLY bring chaos to America in the form of some freewheeling Big Government Juggernaut. since he, white boy from the South, couldn’t manage it himself.Problem is, Obama ain’t gonna be able to do it either, yet he’s already done immeasurable harm to this country beyond what Clinton did in four years. Clinton’s been busy in his Post-Presidency afterlife with his bogus foundations, and his Haiti relief (the biggest photo-op by far of his career) all in an attempt to sanitize, and rectify his shabby tenure as President
Bl!wjob.He was and remains , regardless of his “good works”
(just what HAS he done, by the way, and with whose money, I wonder?), a frivolous and dishonest and unethical fool.
Other than that, I like him.


17 posted on 02/11/2010 6:35:14 PM PST by supremedoctrine (Time is the school in which we learn that time is the fire in which we burn.)
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To: bloodmeridian
who was bubba doing when he got the chest pains?

I haven't heard a word from the prees about what bubba was doing

I Know he wasn't shoveling sneow

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18 posted on 02/11/2010 6:41:26 PM PST by Elle Bee
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To: bloodmeridian
Cheezburgers my ass. The buttworm he picked up in that Mexican whorehouse has migrated to his heart.
19 posted on 02/11/2010 7:00:50 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: devolve
I don't think Clinton is going to have a long life. He has looked pasty or redfaced and puffy for years.


20 posted on 02/11/2010 7:02:13 PM PST by potlatch (- What a co-inky-stink!)
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