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Massachusetts Newspapers Endorse Coakley
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 16 January 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/16/2010 10:09:13 AM PST by John Semmens

Massachusetts’ largest newspaper, the Boston Globe, urged voters to elect Attorney General Martha Coakley (D) to the senate seat vacated by the death of Senator Ted Kennedy last Fall.

The paper characterized the Republican candidate for the seat, state senator Scott Brown, as “an enemy of the Obama Administration and, by inference, an enemy of the hope and change themes of our newly elected President. The challenging times in which we live call for audacity, a quality possessed in great measure by the late Senator Kennedy.”

“While it is true that Attorney General Coakley, unlike like Senator Kennedy, hasn’t had to sacrifice anyone’s life, she has helped subject an innocent man to nearly two decades of imprisonment for a crime he did not commit,” the editors wrote. “This demonstrates a willingness and ability—the audacity, if we may say so—to do a difficult deed in order to attain the power necessary to promote a progressive agenda. Mr. Brown has nothing in his background indicating he would live up to this Kennedy legacy.”

Charles Pierce, writing for the Boston Globe Magazine, sought to remind voters that “the drowning death of Mary Jo Kopechne transformed Senator Kennedy from an irresponsible playboy into a champion for the underclasses. There is no doubt in my mind that Ms. Kopechne would be proud that the sacrifice of her life enabled Senator Kennedy to craft legislation that would have comforted her in her old age, had she lived.”

Cape Cod Today derided Brown as “an anti-candidate.” “We know what he’s against,” the editors wrote. “He’s against wasteful spending. He’s against higher taxes. He’s against the Islamic terrorists. He’s against social control of healthcare. But what is he for?”

“In contrast to Brown’s knee-jerk anti-government approach, Ms. Coakley keeps a more open mind on these same issues,” the editors pointed out. “She’s willing to consider whether deficit spending and high taxes may be needed to alleviate the maldistribution of society’s wealth. She’s willing to contemplate whether the focus on Islamic terrorists is a racist diversion from the much larger threat of right-wing terror from gun-nuts and anti-abortionists. And, perhaps most importantly, especially at this juncture, she stands with President Obama in his bid to wrest control over healthcare from an anarchic status quo and place it under social control.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2010endorsements; audacity; democrats; kennedy; ma2010; satire
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To: John Semmens

“The challenging times in which we live call for audacity, a quality possessed in great measure by the late Senator Kennedy.” “

Yeah, Kennedy did have the audacity to leave a woman in a submerged car to suffocate, and he got away with it!


21 posted on 01/16/2010 10:39:31 AM PST by Reddy (B.O. stinks)
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To: bcsco

“Did you read the link under the heading? A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative.”

Ouch-they got me! ;)


22 posted on 01/16/2010 10:41:00 AM PST by Reddy (B.O. stinks)
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To: Vendome

Oops, sorry.


23 posted on 01/16/2010 10:42:10 AM PST by bcsco (Hey, GOP: The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration...)
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To: John Semmens

LOL


24 posted on 01/16/2010 10:42:19 AM PST by afnamvet
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To: justsaynomore
Duh, I guess they are too dense to make inverse correlations

Judas Priest. The link even SAYS it's satire.

25 posted on 01/16/2010 10:44:26 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: John Semmens

Whoop-de-frickin’-do.


26 posted on 01/16/2010 10:45:27 AM PST by behzinlea
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To: John Semmens
But funny.

On first reading, good satire is always hard to distinguish from the foolishness it's lampooning.

27 posted on 01/16/2010 10:49:33 AM PST by behzinlea
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To: John Semmens

Funny stuff, just getting harder and harder to do Satire of the commies.

Pray for Scott Brown


28 posted on 01/16/2010 10:52:36 AM PST by bray (What ya in for Son? No Health Insurance. Me too.)
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To: John Semmens

This is a satirical scream. I love it.


29 posted on 01/16/2010 10:52:44 AM PST by WashingtonSource
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To: John Semmens; Just A Nobody

My God! The MA papers put the old Pravda to shame.

McCarthy was absolutely right; Communists should be outlawed.

If we take over, the resident Commie in Chief and his thugs should be thrown IN JAIL, UNCONSTITUTIONALLY so, no free speech or any other “rights.”

If you shred the Constitution, you are not entitled to its protections.


30 posted on 01/16/2010 10:52:55 AM PST by melancholy (Stop USA change, destroy the 0b0z0ne layer!)
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To: johniegrad

Oh sheesh. I usually catch the satires but this one got me.


31 posted on 01/16/2010 10:53:02 AM PST by justsaynomore (What we learn from history is that we do not learn anything from history, - George Bernard Shaw)
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To: bcsco

LOL


32 posted on 01/16/2010 10:54:56 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: melancholy; Just A Nobody

I fell for the satire! LOL

Why do you think that happened?

I wouldn’t put anything past them Commies.

We shouldn’t laugh too much, this is a window on the very near future if we let them.


33 posted on 01/16/2010 11:06:15 AM PST by melancholy (Stop USA change, destroy the 0b0z0ne layer!)
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To: John Semmens

So the Boston Globe admits to being nothing more than a mouthpeice for the administration. Brown is an enemy of hope n change? lol.


34 posted on 01/16/2010 11:08:15 AM PST by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards,com)
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To: John Semmens

That just hits too close to the mark.


35 posted on 01/16/2010 11:11:27 AM PST by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards,com)
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To: justsaynomore
Oh sheesh. I usually catch the satires but this one got me.

Good satire will do that. Have a good day.

36 posted on 01/16/2010 11:31:43 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: bcsco
Did you read the link under the heading? A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative.

Who can tell what is satire anymore?

John Semmens does a great job writing satire, but sometimes he is amazingly accurate at predicting what the democRats and the MSM are actually going to say.

37 posted on 01/16/2010 11:42:10 AM PST by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation Crisis - America Held Hostage)
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To: Bubba_Leroy
...sometimes he is amazingly accurate at predicting what the democRats and the MSM are actually going to say.

Do you honestly believe the Globe would write (or any Democrat would say) “While it is true that Attorney General Coakley, unlike like Senator Kennedy, hasn’t had to sacrifice anyone’s life, she has helped subject an innocent man to nearly two decades of imprisonment for a crime he did not commit,”?

38 posted on 01/16/2010 11:47:53 AM PST by bcsco (Hey, GOP: The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration...)
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To: John Semmens
The Boston Globe is the New York's Time's "mini me"...

big yawn and little yawn

twiddle dee and tweedle dum ...

WHO CARES

(who cares what they think?)

39 posted on 01/16/2010 12:44:13 PM PST by GOPJ (Obama's made us "harmless as an enemy and treacherous as a friend" - Bernard Lewis warning...)
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To: John Semmens
Always funny... always spot on!

Thanks John.

40 posted on 01/16/2010 12:53:39 PM PST by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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