Posted on 01/12/2010 4:20:20 AM PST by Schnucki
Today, finally, belatedly, I am proud to announce the winner of the Inaugural Al Gore Poetry Prize. It will probably be the first and last, because it was such a total bugger collating all the entries using the Wordpress software. Still, no reflection on your entries. You rose to the occasion magnificently.
There were so many fine entries I dont know where to begin. But here are a few of my favourites:
Rastechs nursery rhyme
Baa Baa climate science,
Have you any wood?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Tree rings good,
Data for the master, whose models are insane,
and lots of lovely money for the crooks down the lane.
Sebbers Haiku
Foxs Glacier Mints
Dont contain real glaciers
Tossers
Another haiku from Mark Adams
Fake data buries
Science settled like the snow
Outside my window
Quite a few tributes to Al Gore, including this one from Mark E
The earths cores degrees are in millions
The emails all ten years old
My fortune is counted in billions
And its your short and curlies I hold
and this very dark one from Legion
Sheumaiss stirring battle hymn, especiallyIn His Mansion he sits
with the Building full lit
and lights cut the Dark of the Grounds
not a care in His head
for the People Hes Bled
for the Screams of the Dead make no sound.
Will truth win, well time will show,Sheumais appears to have had a Condor moment with this offering and forgotten to write the final
but Delingpoles army will take the blows
and fight until we can fight no more
the evil empire of Al Gore.
(Excerpt) Read more at blogs.telegraph.co.uk ...
Hilarious. I love it. Seeing Gore’s ox being gored; such a joy.
Those are Great!
To think
this nit-wit
was once one
heart-beat away
or, twenty
hanging chads
removed from
RULER OF THE
INDUSTRIAL WORLD
is more than
frightening -
ping
Who cashed in 'til leaks set fake data free
He made up a threat
"Men make Earth sweat"
So said he who sits down to Vee pee
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